Let's invent some very weird pieces


depression a piece that can only be on the board when you pawn promote twice
it allows the other player to quit the match because their spouce died

WELL I HAVE A HUGE FONT!!!
WELL I CAN USE THAT AS WELL!!! AND I HAVE BOLD RED LETTER'S BY MY NAME AS WELL SO I WIN!!

I see no very weird pieces invented on this entire page. Therefore, it follows that I should put one here.
Random Piece Name
It moves but does not capture like a rook, and can jump over adjacent pieces. After it moves to a square, it can capture one piece adjacent to it.

Other random piece
It moves but does not capture like a bishop, and can jump over adjacent pieces. After it moves to a square, it can capture one piece adjacent to it.

Yet Another Random Piece
It moves but does not capture like a queen, and can jump over adjacent pieces. After it moves to a square, it can capture one piece adjacent to it.
We could go on and on, using musketeer pieces like chancellor, archbishop, hawk...

The blob,
It moves to any piece within 3 squares away, it moves like a knight too but does not jump over them.
It automatically captures any pieces within its reach except the king, and not friendly pieces either.
And another
The gum blob,
It moves like a king
Any enemy piece piece it touches sticks to it, and it gains that pieces abilities. Each additional piece it captures it also gains that pieces abilities stacked upon any others it already has.
BOOM! I think these are pretty weird!