My club is the best on chess.com, by the way. It's been proven best by test.
This is, like, the only time I'm ever advertising a club.

Or, if you don't want to write an essay, just absolutely loath me, or just don't like cyclists, (or any combination of the above,) then you can join our rivals, the pEdEsTrIaN club:
The Pedestrian Club, which I created, is a club which competes against the Cyclist. We do not necessarily loathe Jack or are unwilling to write any essay. It's a club which contains the under-appreciated part of society (in a cyclist ideology). You can be promoted to the Cyclist Club through the Pedestrian Club. Basically, the PeDeStRiAn Club is for being promoted to the Cyclist Club or for being a leader in our competition of Cyclist versus Pedestrians.

Or, if you don't want to write an essay, just absolutely loath me, or just don't like cyclists, (or any combination of the above,) then you can join our rivals, the pEdEsTrIaN club:
The Pedestrian Club, which I created, is a club which competes against the Cyclist. We do not necessarily loathe Jack or are unwilling to write any essay. It's a club which contains the under-appreciated part of society (in a cyclist ideology). You can be promoted to the Cyclist Club through the Pedestrian Club. Basically, the PeDeStRiAn Club is for being promoted to the Cyclist Club or for being a leader in our competition of Cyclist versus Pedestrians.
But we're still enemies to the death.

Or, if you don't want to write an essay, just absolutely loath me, or just don't like cyclists, (or any combination of the above,) then you can join our rivals, the pEdEsTrIaN club:
The Pedestrian Club, which I created, is a club which competes against the Cyclist. We do not necessarily loathe Jack or are unwilling to write any essay. It's a club which contains the under-appreciated part of society (in a cyclist ideology). You can be promoted to the Cyclist Club through the Pedestrian Club. Basically, the PeDeStRiAn Club is for being promoted to the Cyclist Club or for being a leader in our competition of Cyclist versus Pedestrians.
But we're still enemies to the death.
cyclists are getting rolled here

Imagine wanting people to write an essay to join a club. Join the Pedestrian Club. https://www.chess.com/club/pedestrian-club
so is this now a place to advertise our clubs?
then join club Soviet Russia for POWER!!! https://www.chess.com/club/sovie-power-d
Soviet Russia? Please. Even your little pEdEsTrIaN club is stronger than Russia.