Best insults you've received in a message

"Good think you have big t*ts, you suck at this" . I have only been playing for a week, I really am not good, yet!!!!
It is great that you've decided to start playing chess, and very unfortunate how some guys treat women in the chess community. Don't let that discourage you, though. Keep playing, and you will get better!
You are a gigachad

"Good think you have big t*ts, you suck at this" . I have only been playing for a week, I really am not good, yet!!!!
It is great that you've decided to start playing chess, and very unfortunate how some guys treat women in the chess community. Don't let that discourage you, though. Keep playing, and you will get better!
You are a gigachad
yes he is

MY favorite insult to another player who I had just beat? He had been talking misogynistic trash earlier in the game so after I beat him, I said "You TRIED your best - bye now!"

"Good think you have big t*ts, you suck at this" . I have only been playing for a week, I really am not good, yet!!!!
It is great that you've decided to start playing chess, and very unfortunate how some guys treat women in the chess community. Don't let that discourage you, though. Keep playing, and you will get better!
You are a gigachad
yes he is
Yes but it was a way for him to chat me up. Though he did manage to eventually ask for pics of my chest, lol.
Jeez that’s disgusting. I’ve experienced a similar problem in one of my game chats
Initially I thought he was a good person but it’s disappointing he’s just another predator

One time some guy hung his queen and started swearing at me in Spanish or something like: It was because my mouse is low-quality and it’s all because of your country, gringa! a****le, jump off a cliff
Needless to say, I reported him.

And when I told him I wasn’t white, he suddenly had so much respect for me like what?? Not all white people are trash lol

I think the insults only happen in speed chess & because of people getting mad about the clock (not enough time to make decent moves). If they slowed down so that they could think through their moves they wouldn't get to blaming their opponents with insults or accusations.

So many people are dick heads..... but why? It dosen't do you any good and only hurts peoples feelings.

I wasn’t the one which this insult was directed at, but the best insult I’ve heard in game chat is: “god wasted good @ss when he put teeth in your mouth”. Poor guy

I've NEVER called anyone a trench weasel, pawn pusher, runaway, scared little girl, you little can't play both sides of the board, coward or no honor patak!
I'm not under oath here, am I?
Patzer? I'm not familiar with that word.

I always say "trash" right before I checkmate someone or take their queen ezily (which happens a lot)
Her opponent was clearly offended and rather than say something he reached for his bottle of water and took a swig.
As he did this, I leaned over and said to her "Says a lot about how you played then, doesn't it." Finding my response hilarious, he couldn't contain his laughter (or his water) and sprayed her with the contents of his mouth.
Lucky for me, I'll never be accused of cheating because I suck at chess.
And I thought this day would never come.