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What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a can of tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
That's enough internet for me today.
You can tune an owl but you can't tuna fish. Or something like that.
Absolutely, sire. Just remember, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you just can't pick your friend's nose.
Why was the polish man scared of his wife?........Because he found polish remover in the medicine cabinet ..hehehe :-)
Hi sweetie it's Over The Board. I like to play...Over The Board. Like, we're sitting at a cafe, and there is a tangible set? And we set up the board? That's OTB. I'm a patzer actually, and I lose a lot. So you whooping my ass would be no different...as long as I get to record the game...
I know right. But if you have a teleportal, and the energy to power it, then it's only a footstep away.
I like u december twentynine. Just a heads out that my cousin is in the Phillipines. He has darkish colored hair and is a stocky build. Please say hi to him!
I like u december twentynine. Just a heads out that my cousin is in the Phillipines. He has darkish colored hair and is a stocky build. Please say hi to him!
Well that was incredibly kind. Appreciate it!
Who's got a profile pic of a nice juicy steak?
Will this do?


What's the difference between glue, a piano, and a can of tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.