Can you beat an Alien đź‘˝ at chess

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StandStarter

but we don't need that level of information. the amount is superior to the point your trying to make

RonaldJosephCote

" the amount is superior".....surprise.....as in, Mother Superior? shock Now THAT's an Alien if I've ever seen one.

StandStarter

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BOB_THE_GOD_2013

hey yo you liked my post thank you I suck worse than a grue bug also ailiens? I don't get it also how put images

BOB_THE_GOD_2013

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long_quach wrote:
VerifiedChessYarshe wrote:
long_quach wrote:
SeanTheSheep021 wrote:

We do not know if aliens exist, plus even if they do exist, they won’t know what chess is XD

Even animals know what chess is.

Pack animals attack in a deliberate coordinated fashion.

Cool, did we talk about how animals fight?

A classical military tactics is the "feigned retreat", used all the time in the military and ring combat.

You can underestimate the strategic and tactical skills of animals at your peril.

Karate Dõ
My Way Of Life
Gichin Funakoshi

Founder of Shotokan Karate

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0870114632

Meeting with a Viper

In Okinawa, there is a very poisonous pit viper called habu. Happily, its bite is no longer quite the fearsome thing that it was in my younger days when, if a person was bitten on hand or foot, the only way to save his life was immediate amputation. Now an effective serum has been developed, but it must be injected as soon as possible after the bite. Our Okinawan habu, which grows to a length of six or seven feet, is still a good beast to avoid.

Back in the old days before the development of the serum, I went one night to the house of Master Azato for a karate practice session. This occurred several years after my marriage, and I asked my eldest son, then in primary school, to accompany me and carry the little lantern that lighted our way through the island night.

As we were walking through Sakashita, between Naha and Shuri, we passed an old temple dedicated to the ancient and much venerated Goddess of Mercy, called Kannon in Modern Japanese. Just after we passed her temple I spied in the middle of the road an object that I first took to be horse droppings, but as we drew nearer I realized that what I was looking at was alive—and not only alive but coiled to strike, glaring angrily at the two intruders.

When my young son saw those two piercing eyes glittering in the night and then, by the light of the lantern, that sharp red tongue darting out, he shrieked in terror and threw himself upon me, clutching my thighs in his fear. I quickly thrust him behind me, grabbed the lantern from him, and began to swing it slowly from right to left keeping my own eyes riveted to those of the viper. I cannot, of course, say how long this went on, but at last the snake, still glaring at me, slithered off into the darkness of a nearby potato field. It was only then that I could see how very long and thick that habu was.

I had, naturally often seen habu before, but never until that night had seen one coiled to strike. Knowing, as every Okinawan does, their unpleasant habits, I very much doubted that it would slither off quite so submissively without making even an attempt to attack, so—terribly frightened though I was—I held the lantern in front of me as I crept into the field in search of the snake.

I soon saw those two glistering eyes reflected in the light of the lantern and realized that the habu was indeed expecting me. It had set its trap and was now waiting for me to spring it. Fortunately, seeing me and seeing that swinging lantern, the snake abandoned his attack and this time disappeared for good into the darkness of the field.

It seemed to me that I had learned an important lesson from the viper. As we continued on our way toward Azato’s house, I said to my son, “We all know about the habu’s persistence. But this time that was not the danger. The habu we encountered appears to be familiar with the tactics of karate, and when it slid off into the field it was not running away from us. It was preparing for an attack. That habu understand very well the spirit of karate.”

most if not all the info on here isn't necessary to your actual point bruv please stop info dumping

RonaldJosephCote

"how put images"?..... Your account is only 45 mins old. Come back in a few hrs.

StandStarter
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

"how put images"?..... Your account is only 45 mins old. Come back in a few hrs.

this dude is a troll, he put some fairly unsavory things on another post.

BOB_THE_GOD_2013
beat this I dare you
StandStarter

bro are you ok??

BOB_THE_GOD_2013
StandStarter

could you yknow, stop?

chekagain

this post has been shat on by trolls. i knew as soon as i saw long quach that it would happen but never heard of this guy

BOB_THE_GOD_2013

but yeah I gues I'm just a worthless troll sorry

StandStarter

please do us a courtesy and remove your spam-based posts. also if you could remove the stuff you said on the GM AMA post that would be nice.

StandStarter
chekagain wrote:

this post has been shat on by trolls. i knew as soon as i saw long quach that it would happen but never heard of this guy

quach is a troll?

chekagain

he mind dumps on any forum he comes across. there was a cubing forum i was on and he went absolutely ballistic on anyone who learnt the cube out of a book or video or someone else (i.e pretty much everyone) and said that he could tell if someone was lying because he watched judge judy. He also claimed he was better than anyone who had learnt it normally, including top speedcubers

BOB_THE_GOD_2013

no I created this account 1 hour ago so I've never seen you before

StandStarter
chekagain wrote:

he mind dumps on any forum he comes across. there was a cubing forum i was on and he went absolutely ballistic on anyone who learnt the cube out of a book or video or someone else (i.e pretty much everyone) and said that he could tell if someone was lying because he watched judge judy. He also claimed he was better than anyone who had learnt it normally, including top speedcubers

I like cubing 
bro info dumps his entire body and soul

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BOB_THE_GOD_2013 wrote:

no I created this account 1 hour ago so I've never seen you before

no I'm just asking u to remove some of the big stuff u sent so that ur account doesn't get deleted also I want to actually be able to see the forum