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Maxx_Dragon wrote:
madhacker wrote:
Well, don't dragons live in caves?
Humans live in caves, dragons do not!
That's because dragons can't make torches.
Dec 5, 2012
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jrzmath99 wrote:
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
madhacker wrote:
Well, don't dragons live in caves?
Humans live in caves, dragons do not!
That's because dragons can't make torches.
Torches? Torches? We don't need no stinkin torches!*(&*@!!#$ >:[
Dec 5, 2012
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ilikeflags wrote:
dragons aren't real anymore.
We are more real than a cartoon mouse with white gloves for "hands." >:[
Dec 5, 2012
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ilikeflags wrote:
dragons aren't real anymore.
That's not true. I have a pet dragon in my backyard. I asked my wife to feed it the other day and haven't seen her since!
frank124c wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:
dragons aren't real anymore.
That's not true. I have a pet dragon in my backyard. I asked my wife to feed it the other day and haven't seen her since!
She would leave you over asking her to feed the pet?
By the way, how big are backyards in Brooklyn? You don't want your dragon to out grow the space he (or she, it's hard to tell with dragons) requires to live.
ilikeflags wrote:
i said it.
you didn't
Dec 5, 2012
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#170
theMagicRabbit wrote:
frank124c wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:
dragons aren't real anymore.
That's not true. I have a pet dragon in my backyard. I asked my wife to feed it the other day and haven't seen her since!
She would leave you over asking her to feed the pet?
By the way, how big are backyards in Brooklyn? You don't want your dragon to out grow the space he (or she, it's hard to tell with dragons) requires to live.
Actually Brooklyn is quite large, much larger than most people imagine and some houses are very big with very large backyards. Sometimes neighbors come over complaining about the dragon because of the roaring and the fire breathing and such. I just tell them to go to the backyard and get to know the dragon, pet him and feed him. After they do that, I never hear from them again.
Good story Frank, good to see that you take good care of your dragon and make friends with your neighbours. I hope to visit Brooklyn one day and visit you and your dragon !!!
I am waiting for some guy demanding a bavarian flag.
Here's the Bavarian Flag -I'm sure there's no problem with Chess.com adopting it. The question is are there any Bavarian Chess players?
Dec 6, 2012
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ilikeflags wrote:
you made all of that up.
No sir, everything I have written is entirely true. We really do live in a large old house here in Brooklyn and have a pet dragon in our backyard. In another section of our backyard we have an old cemetary. And on nights when the Moon is full we go out to the cemetary and take off all of our clothes and bathe in the moonlight. You are all welcome to join us on those nights. You may think I am merely describing a scene from an old horror movie but if you want to see something truly horrible you should see me with all my clothes off.
frank124c wrote:
ilikeflags wrote:
you made all of that up.
No sir, everything I have written is entirely true. We really do live in a large old house here in Brooklyn and have a pet dragon in our backyard. In another section of our backyard we have an old cemetary. And on nights when the Moon is full we go out to the cemetary and take off all of our clothes and bathe in the moonlight. You are all welcome to join us on those nights. You may think I am merely describing a scene from an old horror movie but if you want to see something truly horrible you should see me with all my clothes off.
If I saw you moonbathing, I would probaly feel the need to feed your dragon.
Join @Frank's church. They are moon-bathing all the time. They love Kool-Aid, too.
Are you taking the Dragon to see The Hobbit?Or will she be staying at home to cook supper?!
ilikeflags wrote:
A flag with a chained Mace - cool. Don't see many of those around.
CoyoteLoco wrote:
Here's the Bavarian Flag -I'm sure there's no problem with Chess.com adopting it. The question is are there any Bavarian Chess players?
They have a team of pretty strong players. But Bavaria is not a country! It is a Bundesland even if some nutters want to secede and reinsall the bavarian monarchy. Chess.com has to take preventive measures by not allowing a Bavarian flag, never ever ! 
Well, don't dragons live in caves?
Humans live in caves, dragons do not! We live in tastefully decorated "lairs". Ours is designed in a post-modern dragon deco style. Our lair or den was even featured in May's Archidragonal Digest!!! >:[