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Feb 4, 2019
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#84
Absolute monarchy or despotic monarchy is a monarchical form of government in which the monarch has absolute power among his or her people. An absolute monarch wields unrestricted political power over the sovereign state and its people. Absolute monarchies are often hereditary but other means of transmission of power are attested.
Feb 4, 2019
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#85
Somehow I didn't inherit the presidency from President Max. Something's not working right here.
Major Discovery Alert
- Have you been trying to go eco-friendly, lately?
- Can't find a way to mow your lawn without pumping up on fumous gas, or electricity?
- Or are you simply wasting your valuable time on eco-friendly grass keeping methods that just don't seem to go anywhere?
Well, if you thought 'yes' to any of those questions then you're probably also starting to wonder if it's all even worth your time anymore.
Luckily for you, our friends at chess.com have formulated a new way to truly go eco-friendly without hassle. We introduce to you the Season-Bunny.
"I swear, all you do is throw these little babies on the lawn and they eat up all the grass for you. Can you believe that? I've never had to mow a lawn in months ever since I got myself the Season-Bunny."
"I mean they reproduce, they're a good source of protein, their droppings are literally medicine - I kid you not. What more could you ask for?"
Feb 4, 2019
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#88
autobunny wrote:
But nothing is absolute so we should be safe
well there is this.....
Feb 5, 2019
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#89
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
autobunny wrote:
But nothing is absolute so we should be safe
well there is this.....
Still only 40% alcohol and overpriced IMHO. On the other hand, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
and the memory wander.
Feb 7, 2019
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#91
AlCzervik wrote:
and the memory wander.
If you love your memories set them free
Good luck to @autobunny. I look forward to the theme song notification on the threads.
Feb 10, 2019
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#93
WSama wrote:
Good luck to @autobunny. I look forward to the theme song notification on the threads.
You are too kind.
Mmh, supposedly, almost everyone wants to be loved, desired, and consumed. With this in mind, I think people are perhaps in awe of a sandwich, but just not in the sense that rings the right type of bells. It doesn't sound musical enough to people, to be in awe of a sandwich, so they pay it no mind... until the mind said 'awesome'.
Autobunny hurry !!
Or the job might be taken 
Feb 13, 2019
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#97
WSama wrote:
Mmh, supposedly, almost everyone wants to be loved, desired, and consumed. With this in mind, I think people are perhaps in awe of a sandwich, but just not in the sense that rings the right type of bells. It doesn't sound musical enough to people, to be in awe of a sandwich, so they pay it no mind... until the mind said 'awesome'.
And with too much mayo it becomes aweful. Full isn't better than some?
Feb 13, 2019
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#98
abcx123 wrote:
Autobunny hurry !!
Or the job might be taken
Doesn't look like there are many takers 😁 except those who don't qualify. I wonder if they offer training.
Feb 13, 2019
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#99
Postafi wrote:
autobunny wrote:
so, i see this message from chess.com (which still tells me News only accepts messages from friends)
Hi Auto,
Chess.com is looking to expand our team! Right now we have three open roles:
Community Defender
Your job is to defend the Chess.com community! Keep your finger on the pulse of our community and help identify and prevent potential abusers from bothering our awesome members.
[...]
i mean keeping my finger where it doesn't belong is right up my alley, and targeting potential abusers is what i was born to do. but i'm still confused if i should sign up. it never really ends well for defenders.
[...]
you don't see any of them smiling, do you?
Question is, does the bunny want to keep finger on pulse and make periodic slashing movements?
As mentioned the bunny probably needs training
Feb 13, 2019
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#100
Postafi wrote:
Training?
Cannot be that extensive from what can be gleaned from the Forums.
Perhaps you could ask @Retired_Workaholic or @kohai to home-school you.
Bunny already has a proven track record, so experience is not lacking.
How will you submit your application if News only accepts messages from Friends?
Got the feeling @Kohai didn't quite like me in the early days 😕 must have been a bad bunny. Submission itself is a test - perhaps there's a hidden backdoor ...
But nothing is absolute so we should be safe