"I got winner."
CONTEST: Caption this Image of Anand & Carlsen

Pacific_Victory wrote:
"That awkward moment when the World Champion realized he wasn't the best player in the room."
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Give this guy a blue ribbon! That's great!

Carlsen: Can't read my, can't read my, no, you can't read my poker face!
Anand: Stop listening to Lady Gaga already!

Magnus thinks ...." Hmmm, my paella isn't up to much. I wonder how Chucky's getting on with his Vichyssoise?"

That's right Vishy, get a good look -- I'm not wearing any pants.
(*Oh I see I'm not the first one to notice that Magnus doesn't appear to have pants on).
How about:
Let's ditch our dates -- meet me at the bar

"Is he about to? -- Yes I think he is..." This rare photograph captures GMs Carlsen and Anand exchanging nervous glances just instants before Vassily Ivanchuk rips his eyebrows from his face and flings them to the board yelling -- "I am a giant duck Baaaa, Baaaa" in Ukranian.

Anand: "Hey Magnus, the guy behind the scenes is pointing at your game. You'd better stare at him."
Carlsen: "Wher... In which direction?"

Anand - "Carlsen ! Grrrrr ! I thought I could feel burning on the back of my neck !! Stop trying to make my moves with your mind control powers !"

Anand thinks .... " NO, it's no use! I can't stop feeling intimidated by Carlsen by imagining him naked, because his mind is too strong! He just re-imagined his jacket back again! "
Would you like a date?