CONTEST: Caption this Image of Anand & Carlsen

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Ziryab

Would you like a date?

MyCowsCanFly

"I got winner."

SeigneurMontjoie

"That awkward moment when the World Champion realized he wasn't the best player in the room."

Russ_Houghton

Although I love our dirty little secret, these nipple clamps make it really tough to concentrate. 

Biktoplux

There can only be one.

varelse1

Pacific_Victory wrote:

"That awkward moment when the World Champion realized he wasn't the best player in the room."

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Give this guy a blue ribbon! That's great!

Vectorproduct

Carlsen: Can't read my, can't read my, no, you can't read my poker face!
Anand: Stop listening to Lady Gaga already!

varelse1

Anand: Hey! Aren't you that Justin Beaver guy?

chqis

"Enjoy it while you can."

Abi-Alx-Sam

Magnus thinks ...." Hmmm, my paella isn't up to much. I wonder how Chucky's getting on with his Vichyssoise?" Undecided

JG27Pyth

That's right Vishy, get a good look -- I'm not wearing any pants.

(*Oh I see I'm not the first one to notice that Magnus doesn't appear to have pants on). 

How about: 

Let's ditch our dates -- meet me at the bar

toiyabe

Meh, you guys all suck.  Mine's the best.  

varelse1

Would you trust this PANTLESS FREAK to be YOUR next World Chess Champion?!

JG27Pyth

"Is he about to? -- Yes I think he is..." This rare photograph captures GMs Carlsen and Anand exchanging nervous glances just instants before Vassily Ivanchuk rips his eyebrows from his face and flings them to the board yelling -- "I am a giant duck Baaaa, Baaaa" in Ukranian. 

MSC157

Anand: "Hey Magnus, the guy behind the scenes is pointing at your game. You'd better stare at him."

Carlsen: "Wher... In which direction?"

varelse1

Anand thinks "Wow! Now I know why Cosmo named him one of the Sexiest Men Alive!"

Abi-Alx-Sam

Anand - "Carlsen ! Grrrrr !  I thought I could feel burning on the back of my neck !! Stop trying to make my moves with your mind control powers !" Surprised

Abi-Alx-Sam

Anand thinks .... " NO, it's no use! I can't stop feeling intimidated by Carlsen by imagining him naked, because his mind is too strong! He just re-imagined his jacket back again! " Wink

varelse1

Caught with his pants down, Carlsen felt this was the most embarassing thing that had ever happened to him.

DefinitelyNotGM

"The Queen's Indian is the worst opening. I'll just stare at you until you get the idea"