the bunny noticed, as he normally does, a recent surge in the number of  queries - this time for crush advice.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/my-crush-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/crush-advice-48019200

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/who-is-your-crush-in-chess

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/well-who-is-your-crush-45973910

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/my-crush-rejected-me-and-now-im-lonely-help

one may wonder why these lonely hearts even come to chess.com for advice as this is not a dating site.  but for those of us here long enough to remember, there used to be one here who knew all about crushes but alas he was muted and then banned.

PawnCollector2013

 

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there was such an uproar when that happened.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/pawncollector2013-is-muted

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/pawncollector2013-s-account-is-closed

after @PawnCollector2013 said the great words that still echo through the forums today:

"the great pawn collector will crush you like a melon",

many have tried to recreate what we once had but failed

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/the-great-melon-collector-will-pawn-you-like-a-crush

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/the-great-crush-collector-will-melon-you-like-a-pawn

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/the-great-will-collector-will-pawn-you-like-a-melon

so now you know.  hope that helps somehow.

btw his collection of pawns is still unaccounted for. chess.com has a lot of explaining to do.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/pawncollector2013-s-account-is-closed?page=2#comment-30134384

Huh, I've never seen any of them. Checking them out

woah after editing the op to include his mug shot, the bunny got a red warning about an inappropriate post but it still went through!  expecting another 24 hour mute soon *sigh*

T'is not a easy thread the bunny weaves...

So does the cosmic turtle

Ah, the infamous "crush you like a melon" promise............ good man! 

These people look like proud parents 😇😋

I remember your first. Ah, good times, good times...

joined Mar 26 2020.  were you here for my first?  glad you enjoyed it though. here's some attention for you.

also you may have missed the point

Well, yes. Orange Crush is a soft drink, pop, soda, tonic (name changes with world location).

But, I think here I strongly suspect we're talking about a different "crush" . . .

Orange Crush 👍👍

It's time we bring in a subject matter expert

orange crush

remember icarus.  so always fly to the sun at night to be safe.

seems nobody's interested in melon crushes anymore?

red bull is supposed to give you wings.  perhaps @hikaru could comment

@wings

@icarus

@idontunderstandthetopicofthisforum