Currently Most Famous Trolls On Chess.com?

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JohnHS
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

i think i am a troll

False, you're clearly an Ogre, which is like a troll but with no regen and a much lower challenge rating. Also even uglier, somehow ... 

llama44
toxic_ness_main wrote:

he made another account

This time he's a bear.

Keep feeding him kid, that way he'll be sure to stick around.

Colby-Covington
llama44 wrote:

Two accounts banned, and two members confirmed things about themselves to me that neither of them wants me to say... so I wont say them.

Yeah, a lot happened. It's almost as if you are subject to a gag order. Judges can now impose them without the need of a warrant, courtesy of the patriot act, of course.

JohnHS
llama44 wrote:
toxic_ness_main wrote:

he made another account

This time he's a bear.

Keep feeding him kid, that way he'll be sure to stick around.

Feed him chocolate, I believe that's toxic to bears.

llama44
JohnHS wrote:
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

i think i am a troll

False, you're clearly an Ogre, which is like a troll but with no regen and a much lower challenge rating. Also even uglier, somehow ... 

Too bad it's not a Goblin, then we could call the Goblin Slayer... you're a man of culture too right?

llama44
Colby-Covington wrote:
llama44 wrote:

Two accounts banned, and two members confirmed things about themselves to me that neither of them wants me to say... so I wont say them.

Yeah, a lot happened. It's almost as if you are subject to a gag order. Judges can now impose them without the need of a warrant, courtesy of the patriot act, of course.

Yeah, mods message me to chill the fk out, or else, so I guess I don't have a choice.

JohnHS
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

guys you all are good, right?

Aw thanks.

JohnHS
llama44 wrote:
JohnHS wrote:
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

i think i am a troll

False, you're clearly an Ogre, which is like a troll but with no regen and a much lower challenge rating. Also even uglier, somehow ... 

Too bad it's not a Goblin, then we could call the Goblin Slayer... you're a man of culture too right?

Eh, my preference with Goblins is to merely chuck them off a cliff. Lazy little cowards ...

Colby-Covington
JohnHS wrote:

Feed him chocolate, I believe that's toxic to bears.

llama44
JohnHS wrote:
llama44 wrote:
JohnHS wrote:
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

i think i am a troll

False, you're clearly an Ogre, which is like a troll but with no regen and a much lower challenge rating. Also even uglier, somehow ... 

Too bad it's not a Goblin, then we could call the Goblin Slayer... you're a man of culture too right?

Eh, my preference with Goblins is to merely chuck them off a cliff. Lazy little cowards ...

Eh, you're probably out referencing me again, I have no idea, lol

Colby-Covington
NMinSixMonths wrote:

Glucose is good for your muscles. There are other ways to get glucose to your muscles than consuming processed sugar.

Quote troll again, and you are a goner.

You have been warned.

JohnHS
Colby-Covington wrote:
JohnHS wrote:

Feed him chocolate, I believe that's toxic to bears.

 

Dang it. I'm out of ideas. Poisoned Bird Seed could be good. The bears I met all loved bird seed.

JohnHS
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:
JohnHS wrote:
isupportdonaldtrump wrote:

guys you all are good, right?

Aw thanks.

johnhs is one of those people who thinks they are smart but then realize that the other person got banned for quote changing and they just commited the same offense and that ive just screenshotted this and am going to send a nice note to the authorities

Good effort, however I have a much higher Persuasion (Charisma) bonus, so I'll be fine. 

Except for feeding bears, which is probably against State law or something ...

llama44

It's interesting to me that Colby went offline for a brief time... right around when the bear account was made. Then came back the same time the bear did.

Hmm 🤔

llama44

Colby might secretly be the most famous troll on chess.com and he's mad we didn't mention him in the topic.

toxic_ness_main

guys its that trump guy but he made another account!!!!

JohnHS
llama44 wrote:

Colby might secretly be the most famous troll on chess.com and he's mad we didn't mention him in the topic.

Ooooh, a conspiracy.

Colby-Covington

I just blocked the bear trump dummy. And you best have cur with such allegations now, my dear friend.

Colby-Covington

I will block any account that isn't at least 5 months old. We will have to make an exception for you, won't we "llama" ?wink.png

llama44

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