@david isn't @david ??!!

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autobunny

The bunny's tiny furry world just fell apart when he read this

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/banned-members?page=2


david

Lc0_1 wrote: 

Who do you think you are, insulting a staff member who has been here for 13 YEARS? 

The account was created 13 years ago, but I only took it over 5 years ago when I became a moderator: I've actually only been on the site for 10 years.

And while I've got Staff permissions on this account, I'm really just a moderator with some extra powers to help out the wider team of moderators when needed - we're not paid for it, although we do get free premium membership.


 

Who even are you @david?

llama

They should let me take over for the @llama account.

I mean look at this dumb face

 

 

autobunny
llama03 wrote:

They should let me take over for the @llama account.

I mean look at this dumb face

Just online for one day and he posts a profile pic?  Is that a piercing on the lower lip? Dude looks like a nuclear physicist to the bunny. 

AlCzervik

i'm really just a regular member here that took over alczervik's account a few years ago.

i thought everyone knew about this kinda stuff?

autobunny
AlCzervik wrote:

i'm really just a regular member here that took over alczervik's account a few years ago.

i thought everyone knew about this kinda stuff?

What??!!! This must be some kind of nightmare.  The bunny needs to wake up. This can't be happening to us

autobunny

Has anyone noticed how the first post is numbered 29 instead of 1? Copy paste does weird things. Or is that a clone post? 

Wait, Is the bunny the real bunny or a clone?  

If @David isn't David, who can we trust? 

And @RealDavid is no help at all. 

mbereobong

That's some quality music you have.

ABC_of_EVERYTHING

Agree

ABC_of_EVERYTHING

Why listening to that song made me hate the name david

blueemu

- "Cats always tell the truth ."

Not always.

I'm really a cat who ate the Emu and took over his account.

AlCzervik
blueemu wrote:

- "Cats always tell the truth ."

Not always.

I'm really a cat who ate the Emu and took over his account.

noooooo!

ABC_of_EVERYTHING

Must have a huge stomach to eat such a huge thing

Joseph_Truelsons_Fan
autobunny wrote:

Has anyone noticed how the first post is numbered 29 instead of 1? Copy paste does weird things. Or is that a clone post? 

Wait, Is the bunny the real bunny or a clone?  

If @David isn't David, who can we trust? 

And @RealDavid is no help at all. 

 

I'm the bunny now!

Mi_Amigo

bunny this is not the time for an existential crisis

AyushBlundersAgain
AlCzervik wrote:

i'm really just a regular member here that took over alczervik's account a few years ago.

i thought everyone knew about this kinda stuff?

Oh, so it wasn't you that threw a tantrum in the forums about this site? Interesting!

LizardOil
blueemu wrote:

- "Cats always tell the truth ."

Not always.

I'm really a cat who ate the Emu and took over his account.

A new twist on the expression "fat cat."

autobunny
Mi_Amigo wrote:

bunny this is not the time for an existential crisis

Seems to be the perfect time since even David himself is probably asking

st0ckfish

my life is a lie.

autobunny

In a world of fake Als, fake blue emus and fake Davids, where our collective memories can no longer be relied upon. It's all mixed up gibberish now. 

Was it remember the Al-Emu?

Or the Blue-David?

Blue David deeda da blue David dee... 

autobunny
st0ckfish wrote:

my life is a lie.

Just remember that life is just a lie with an f in it,  an f-ed lie.