describe your favourite opening in one word and let others guess it

island of elba

Uhhh.... B-file?

ONE WORD

Not you, the one above

misspelled. 

this is a hard one

its not my favourite but, BORING

Onions.

How are we supposed to guess a subjective description 

The Shrek Gambit! Uncommon, and an incredible choice!

The Kween’s Indian Attack?

Well I was trying to think of what is normally served with said dish, and usually it's sauteed onions. :-)

Yes, it's that one. I never said I'm a *good* player.

I don’t know it

Hedgehog

It's the Fried Liver. It's the only one I ever sat down and worked through.

An awesome choice

I've played some games where there's a Sicilian variation called "Hedgehog Defense".

Is it that Hedgehog opening?

IBCM

Ok mine is a tricky one.. how about piano 

Guccio Piano?