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Rustling very secret & ancient business over here.. :)
Thats the Welsh 'n Sheep..Think they wear wellies to...Not sure though!
snakesbelly wrote:
netzach wrote:
Rustling very secret & ancient business over here.. :)
I heard it was the national sport...hence the saying 'the Scots kept the sabbath ...and everything else they could lay their hands on'
You're allowed to take ''one''. (As long as it is for the pot:)
must visit Nessie some day, wonder how she's cuttin ?
Oh theres many...A scotsman dropped a pound and it hit him on the back of the head..
How was wire invented?
Two scotsman fighting over two pence
There's nothing wrong with kilts! Take the bagpipes though, nobody likes them.
does Dean Windass live here ?
AAAHHH!! The quality of off topic forum..
A forum complaining about forum quality has degenerated into tripe. Netzach, our work here is done! Scotsmen, away.....somewhere somebody is being too serious.
Free hugs? I'd charge her.
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
Free hugs? I'd charge her.
"When I say that all my women are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are… glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect, because, I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it.”
"Imagine those long slender arms wrapped around you"
Or how about this ?
Yep I'm off to drink whisky & steal cattle...
Where's that damn horse gone ?
DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
Free hugs? I'd charge her.
"When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are… glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect, because, I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it.”
"Imagine those long slender arms wrapped around you"
Or how about this ?
Yep, I second the italicized, but not sure whether you're actually a very large superdog.
snakesbelly wrote:
Here_Is_Plenty wrote:
A forum complaining about forum quality has degenerated into tripe. Netzach, our work here is done! Scotsmen, away.....somewhere somebody is being too serious.
Cattle, kilts and now trying to steal the honor that belongs to the feral chicken....nice
Gotta keep an sharp eye on those Scotsmen. Or you'll be hoodwinked. 