Namely, "What did I drink/eat/smoke last night?".
That was nothing compared to the big questions 9 months later.
DID THE DALLAS COWBOYS QUIT AFTER EBOLLA WAS FOUND IN DALLAS?? HELL NO!
DID RUSH LIMBAUGH QUIT TALKING TRASH AFTER LOSING HIS HEARING?
Namely, "What did I drink/eat/smoke last night?".