HAHA I just laughed when I read this one
23 months ago · Quote · #3
I write their names in my list of people I'll kill in the future.
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uhhhhhh WE talking about chess here??
5 hours ago · Quote · #14
Never think for more than 5 seconds. And only spend that match time if you are looking for a mate. You can still win on time if you premove faster than your opponent and let his clock run out
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And then the bunny prez's response.
7 days ago · Quote · #10
HELLO I AM A INTERGALLACTIC SPACE ROBOT THAT WILL DESTROY EARTH
Once you've conquered the worlds of spelling and grammar, we'll be so scared.
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
3 days ago · Quote · #184
zborg wrote:
(RedGirlZ), I don't see any reason to believe you are a "flaming woman avatar" engaged in a dance with another like-minded troll (Antonio), who continues to pepper me with private messages on the side. Largely because both of you only want eyeballs (and keystrokes) on his crazy-arse thread.
Nuff said? You two deserve each other. So have at it comrades. The field is yours.
End of Story.
I'm a troll? You're a troll. Just calling me a troll seeking attention is laughable. I'm allowed to argue with someone about something I disagree with. I don't have any reason to bellieve ur not a troll, go circle jerk with someone.
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***WHOOPS*** I SUPPOSE I SHOULD PUT WHAT THREAD THESE ARE FROM. I'LL START NOW. WELL, FROM POSTS ONWARD.
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From "What is your crush or most hated person on chess.com" In OFF TOPIC.
3 months ago · Quote · #16
You guys are simply the worst. All the people here on the off-topics section lack all social skills whatsoever. Myself included. I think the solution is; there needs to be a reform of the off-topics section so that we can revolutionize our understanding of Cubronzonian Metaphysics.
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From "Free chess coaching" in Chess Organizers
5 years ago · Quote · #7
It is quite generous of someone of your skill level to offer to tutor others as a means of sharing your knowledge about this great game called Chess.
Students are like mirrors that reflect the image of their teachers. A good teacher is one who is not only skilled and rich in knowledge, but one who also passes on the qualities that have nothing to do with winning or losing.
I hope that you are able to impress upon your students that Chess is more than just about winning or losing. It is similar to life itself and living honorably.
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From "May I become a Moderator Please?" In Site feedback and Suggestions
BURRRRRRRRN
3 months ago · Quote · #11
david wrote:
Be helpful in the forums: help people find answers to their questions, demonstrate patience and a sense of humour, and the next time Chess.com is looking for moderators, they might invite you. They don't invite people who have no track record of such helpfulness.
Really?? how did you manage to swing it 
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From "Have you been so frustrated after a game that you punched and broke your laptop screen?" In General Chess Discussion
BROOOOOOOO....i've been there, but not over chess.
- 13 minutes ago· Quote ·#24
I was playing a game of blitz on my phone and got caught in a perpetual check... I threw my phone across the room at the couch it bounced off and broke the screen. I went from being pissed off to being totally stupid in less than a second.
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From "Master Chess Coach Needed" in Chess Mentor
LOL
32 hours ago · Quote · #8
I can teach you!
1. Protect the King
2. Checkmate the other King
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From "Who is your best chess.com player other than yourself" in Chess.com Community
8 hours ago · Quote · #63
Charlotte obviously.
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From "What Are Some Of The Things That Really Irritate You?"
in Off Topic - bahahahhaahaha
8 hours ago · Quote · #1378
Really Irritate No Really think about
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PICKYOURPOCKET wrote:
From "Master Chess Coach Needed" in Chess Mentor
LOL
32 hours ago · Quote · #8
I can teach you!
1. Protect the King
2. Checkmate the other King
This guy is a forgotten legend!!!
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/extinct-zorro-del-espammo
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From "Extinct Zorro, Del ESpammo" In, Off Topic.
muahahahahahahhahahahhhaa
18 minutes ago · Quote · #67
Who is pick pocket?
BAHAHAHHAHAHA this should be good. I will be "picking" out quotes across this site...yes. stealing them. I mean, are you surprised??
Also, add away anytime.
First one I see?
Pashak1989
The reason your awesome rating suffered a decline is because you didn't know how to handle your fame.
After so much praising, interviews, invitations from presidents all around the world, you really believed that you are a God of chess and stopped working a minimum of 19 hours a day like you should have.
It is like what happened to Rocky Balboa. He started spending time on other things and then Ted Clubber-Lang destroyed him.
The problem is not your style, your style is very difficult to figure out and to prepare for. The problem is that you need to get greedy, you need to be hungry again.
Then you will get to the 1293 rating again. Hell, you may even achieve the unachievable and get to 1300! I know it sounds impossible, but 10 years ago no one believed Donaldo Trump would be US president.