Guys I’ve just crushed Santa 🎅
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Dec 22, 2020
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#22
You’ve been drinking too many Fosters mate , and too many skippy steaks 🥩 is causing you to hallucinate ! ✌️😎
Dec 22, 2020
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#24
Ahh . . . no Christmas this year. Santa's spending all of his time practicing for a rematch.
Dec 22, 2020
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#25
Woollysock wrote:
........ now for the rest of that crummy family ! ✌️😾
Thought you were going to say flaky family . . . 
Is @Woollysock guilty of bullying Santa?
Now try and take on his wife!
Dec 23, 2020
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#30
I’m gonna get stuck into the rest of Santa’s family now . I’m not happy about Mrs Santa’s use of an engine against me , hope they close her account !
Dec 23, 2020
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#31
Just crushed member Eve of Santa’s family. She thought she could pull the wool over my eyes, with the Caro-Kann opening, but woolly had a better understanding of this opening than she had .
Dec 23, 2020
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#32
Just thumped some dude who goes by the name of Powder ! ......tried some weird opening against me , so I just hit him with the awesome “ Woollysock Cannon “ defense , and he went down like a ton crap !
Did not happen. As we all know, Christmas in Pommyland has been cancelled this year. Santa is nowhere to be seen and there's no animals prancing about. The only reindeer over there at the moment is a lot of rain, dear!