Having trouble with with language around here ! 🙀

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I’m getting the feeling , that normal language is no longer the predominant lingo used on the forums. It’s now being taken over by the kiddies lingo . Human lingo has always been a problem for me , but this new strain of the lingo as really got me puzzled ! 🙀
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......... any help with this problem, will be gratefully received ....thanks 🙏
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Woollen-Sock-007 wrote:
I’m getting the feeling , that normal language is no longer the predominant lingo used on the forums. It’s now being taken over by the kiddies lingo . Human lingo has always been a problem for me , but this new strain of the lingo as really got me puzzled ! 🙀

what new strain?

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The kiddies strain ! 🙀
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One must ignore the inferior talk and stick with their own ways.

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Meow ! ....yes indeed ! 😾
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My cat not only distains this new Kiddie jargon... she refuses to lower herself to speaking English at all!

Nothing but Meow!

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omg yolo wtf rly?

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We must eradicate the small beings with useless and inferior language to our own impressive vocabulary.

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Thanks for your support guy’s ! .......you know it makes sense ✌️😾
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Wildekaart wrote:

omg yolo wtf rly?

i can do that too

dmc dole pnnappl spam km mi

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Woollen-Sock-007 wrote:
I’m getting the feeling , that normal language is no longer the predominant lingo used on the forums. It’s now being taken over by the kiddies lingo . Human lingo has always been a problem for me , but this new strain of the lingo as really got me puzzled ! 🙀

Let’s just start writing in cursive. The kiddies will never crack that code.

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So you mean something like:

Nice, do you like cake?

And not this:

noice do u like cake?

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I think we should borrow an idea from the work of Jasper Fforde:

‘Desist that play at once, sir! It irks me. And you won’t appreciate my being irked! Devilry may ensue!’

For further tips, search the work of Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer, and Professor Elemental on yon Tube of You. And good luck to you in that rabbit hole 😀
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MelvinGarvey wrote:

Speak French, problem solved. Wait... Ah, kiddos do the same rubbish in French.

What if they don't know French?

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This kiddies lingo is a threat , to the well-being of the adult population of chess.com , and action needs to be taken, to stop it spreading before it engulfs us all . It could become worse than the corona virus 🦠 🙀
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Woollen-Sock-007 wrote:
This kiddies lingo is a threat , to the well-being of the adult population of chess.com , and action needs to be taken, to stop it spreading before it engulfs us all . It could become worse than the corona virus 🦠 🙀

How? Coronavirus can KILL people. KILL! How can 'kiddo lingo' kill anybody?

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Suggestions on how to tackle this problem, will be most welcome 🙏.........thanks 😾
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It can’t kill anyone physically, but it can have a disastrous mental effect on the brain 🧠 

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@elliecraft123 i think it was a joke