Hello Chess.com

I'm here to play chess and talk crap on the forums.

Is that a tribute to "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass"

 And I'm all out of bubblegum.

/ "They live"

This is a forum, therefore,

"Trolls, Identify yourselves!" 

you're going to be very popular, they should all be here soon.

btw that's a young Gary Kasparov pointed out the problems with the felt.

"2Q1C i summon you"

the werewolf is heading down to his coffin to wake him as we speak.

Ok, that's a good start but not really convincing the people here.

A little more fantasy and fanatism should do it

    Thank god your here. 2Q hasn't been on for 12 hrs. We have him under surveillance thow. He claimes "him and Vlad are taking over the forums".  Wait!.....does that mean Vlad is gay also??

joe dirt, can't wait to read your posts on the fischer threads, women gm threads, etc.