lol
How many friends do you have?

you dont need friends
This is correct. The experiences of 'friends' and 'friendship' can be created via direct stimulation of the brain, rendering physical manifestations of them unnecessary.

Thou dost speak golden mince.
"Golden mince" sounds like a slang term for the first pee of the morning.

I have over 100 chess "friends" here, but they aren't real "friends". I exchanged email addresses with 3 of them, so those count as "real friends". i don't really want the rest to know my real name since I am very controversial and outspoken on some issues. i did photography years ago and have some good phtographs of attractive ladies and when I have used them as my avatar, you guessed it, I get friend request from strangers, even tho I identify myself as male in my profile.

Bro I have 30 friends right now. How are you supporting not accepting friend requests from random people and still have that many friends.
Is Heather from Guernsey?