I challenge Doggy_Style to a duel

stop the photo- spamming!

You are unloyal and a betrayor

I have been neither with you, merely decided to distance myself from your mania.

Calm down, behave normally for a while, and I may reconsider.

p.s. Maybe a chat with a general practitioner would benefit you. Seriously.

p.p.s "betrayer"

p.p.p.s "disloyal"

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unloyal

However:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unloyal

Then again:

http://www.wordreference.com/thesaurus/disloyal

Some confusion on the net regarding "unloyal", but "disloyal" is more common and better.

let me join the Gents and everything will be forgiven

You have to be diagonally challenged to join that group.  They won't let me in either.

So, you're in good company!

what is that? a sexual orientation?

I'm not sure.  As I'm not a member, I haven't been issued the decoder ring.

Rank-and-file membership only, no mayhem, no insulting or strange language to other members, and you play for the team.

Deal?

oh no........ 

Oh! here we go.  Blame the victim.

Fear not, there's no way he can keep to those terms.

Click the link, join the group, we need a bellyaching cowboy.

I'd never join any group who would have me as a member.

You haven't given me the chance to turn you down yet!

http://www.chess.com/groups/view/diagonally-challenged-gentlemens-club

p.s. Aren't you a sometime member of RSS?

Not anymore.  They locked the door one night while I was out.