STT....
I'm Dr_Doc_MD
These comments have gotten me dazed and confused. Come on, did you not see that coming?

Wait, I'm not hiding my identity. I revealed it and... how am I trolling? Dazed and Confused is a Led Zeppelin song. Zep's the antithesis of trolling. :)
Then again, your whole statement almost comes across as a joke... Wait, what?

Number eight poster calls me a troll because he doesn't agree with my statements on here. That's the way a lot of people are. If they disagree with you, you're a troll.

Guys, take the feud to private... this is supposed to be about me! ;)
In all seriousness, let's try to not insult each other. It's a chess site. That's how I try to treat it (with the exception of this thread).

In all honesty, I haven't seen woodshover doing any trolling on the forums. But I hope I could encourage everybody who thinks of trolling here to... well, not troll.
Or else I'll do this to ya! Except with, uhm... chess pieces.


Number eight poster calls me a troll because he doesn't agree with my statements on here. That's the way a lot of people are. If they disagree with you, you're a troll.
Apparently you are that way as I am blocked by you.
I think I've created a monster...
But really guys, you're making this thread the opposite of what it was supposed to be - mature. Please refer back to post #12: it's a CHESS site. Don't act like kids by flaming each other about blocking and schmlocking. :)

Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you might say "Who's Dr_Duck_MD?" or "Why do you think you're sooooooooooooooooooo important that you have to make a whole thread about who you are?" and all that jazz. Frankly, I don't give a flying monkey's orange elongated tailend about what anybody thinks of me. The whole point of this post is for me to truthful to chess.com and hope that anybody hurt by me will feel better. And since I'm not a drama queen anymore, this will be my last somber post ever. :)
the part in red is my favorite.
hey everybody look at me!!!!!! i don't care what you think of me but look anyway!!!!!
lolz
Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you might say "Who's Dr_Duck_MD?" or "Why do you think you're sooooooooooooooooooo important that you have to make a whole thread about who you are?" and all that jazz. Frankly, I don't give a flying monkey's orange elongated tailend about what anybody thinks of me. The whole point of this post is for me to truthful to chess.com and hope that anybody hurt by me will feel better. And since I'm not a drama queen anymore, this will be my last somber post ever. :)
the part in red is my favorite.
hey everybody look at me!!!!!! i don't care what you think of me but look anyway!!!!!
lolz
Somehow, I knew you'd like this part as I was writing it. But in the long run, this post was about apologizing to people I'd offended. Crut, I can't think of any links to put here at the moment. You've got me, ilikeflags...
So here's a flag you might like:
Yes, I googled 'funny flags'.

i do like me some flags.
i gotta admit i don't really believe a word you typed BUT it would be killer if it was true, minus that shit about njot caring what any of us think of you.
i do like me some flags.
i gotta admit i don't really believe a word you typed BUT it would be killer if it was true, minus that shit about njot caring what any of us think of you.
Read the first sentence of the first post here: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/iq-and-chess-the-real-relationship
Should I change the "certain circumstances" clause now? Or would it ruin the flow of the some of the commentary?
Since my username is StairwayToTruth, I figure I owe chess.com the truth. Indeed, that's me, Dr_Doc_MD... the former chess.com troll and kiddo. Back when I was Dr_Doc, I was oblivious to the the fact that I trolled chess.com - but woard the end of that legacy, I really managed to offend and sadden and irritate a lot of people - and I sincerely apologize for that.
In addition, shortly after the closing of Dr_Doc, I was one of those 30-minute trolls who posted obscene B.S. in the forums for no reason.
At some point, thankfully, I grew up and returned here to help chess.com fight off the trolls like the one I was. I had to accept that I'd actually done some damage to people with my trolling, but this made easier by the fact that I've managed to help some trolls here come to their senses as well.
Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you might say "Who's Dr_Duck_MD?" or "Why do you think you're sooooooooooooooooooo important that you have to make a whole thread about who you are?" and all that jazz. Frankly, I don't give a flying monkey's orange elongated tailend about what anybody thinks of me. The whole point of this post is for me to truthful to chess.com and hope that anybody hurt by me will feel better. And since I'm not a drama queen anymore, this will be my last somber post ever. :)