Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you might say "Who's Dr_Duck_MD?" or "Why do you think you're sooooooooooooooooooo important that you have to make a whole thread about who you are?" and all that jazz. Frankly, I don't give a flying monkey's orange elongated tailend about what anybody thinks of me. The whole point of this post is for me to truthful to chess.com and hope that anybody hurt by me will feel better. And since I'm not a drama queen anymore, this will be my last somber post ever. :)
the part in red is my favorite.
hey everybody look at me!!!!!! i don't care what you think of me but look anyway!!!!!
lolz
.... and look at my orange butt! When you started this thread, in what direction did you think it would go?

May I refer you to this thread: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/why-do-people-post-pictures-of-themselves-here
Yes, attention and acknowledgement is fun and all, but this is chess.com. Not a social networking site... oh wait.