Respectable folk like you resorting to silly chamber-pot humor; Tsk tsk.
I'm so sad because

Respectable folk like you resorting to silly chamber-pot humor; Tsk tsk.
That chamber pot was ornate.

Yeah, Dr. Pepper. I mean, "What's the worst that can happen"?

If you can get cane sugar Dr Pepper, you're a lucky lad. Don't strongly favor the high fructose variety.
Boylen's cane sugar black cherry is good too.

Was the Pepsi okay?
Yeah the pepsi was half full.
I think at least I don't have to carry my TV between rooms every day, perhaps I should retrieve my 4 year old desktop from storage (gforce10 graphics) for the big screen (unless the cable is broken).
Ah good. No chamber pot mishaps then.