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The Dumper.
First move, it just craps on the board and leaves.
French solider- runs over and pushes over your queen (resigning, surrendering) every time it comes wing one square of an enemy peice.
The Putin - rides shirtless on one of your knights, shouts, "Hi ho, Silver!", goes around the board promoting all your pieces to Mercedes-Benz Hot Wheels, takes them as his own pieces and naming them zee Trump 1, zee Trump 2, zee Trump 3... Then takes the chessboard and absconds with it, Russian off with it. Da!
Jun 10, 2017
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#427
The dogger
Doesn't move until you gets checkmated and can eat the piece attacking(exsept it is a double check).
idiotic pawa-bishop
Jun 16, 2017
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#430
The Spawncamper:
Camps Team White and Black and destroys their pieces
Only can be stopped by giving it everything you have but 2 pawns a rook and a king
Camps Team White and Black and destroys their pieces
Only can be stopped by giving it everything you have but 2 pawns a rook and a king
The Destroyer. Moves one square forward or backwards. If you don't move it, it gets upset and kills your pieces in a order like: Queen, Rook, Rook, Bishop, Bishop, Knight, Knight, Pawns. Can't capture and takes up the row in front of your pawns.
The power square: Zaps all your pieces at the first move.
Evil Wizard: Turns your pieces but the king into enemy pieces.
Jun 18, 2017
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#435
dariuscmk wrote:
Evil Wizard: Turns your pieces but the king into enemy pieces.
Do you mean your opponents?
No. Practically you want to handicap Evil Wizard.
The Hat- it can only move one square at a time and only back and forth
Jun 18, 2017
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#438
The Socially awkward Kid. A white and black pawn on e4 and e5 respectively. When a pawn moves on the c or e column, they run into your queen and knock it out.
The Liberal. It is a spectator that is for neither side, but it tries to remove all the "privilaged, racist" White pieces from the board in an attempt to make the game better.
The pawnie-pawn-pawn
Moves like a pawn, but gets eaten if a opponent pawn is near it.