Lawsuit against Chess.com

So yeah. I'm attacking Chess.com. 

Why may you ask ? Because they lied to us. About everything. 

Falsification of documents. 

You see, Mittens, the 1 elo bot ? Did you really think he was the new Martin ? Well, I did. 

Martin. Let's talk about him. Chess.com says that he's 250 elo, but he is stronger than that. When i first came here, I saw it. Martin. I looked in his eyes. He looked in his eyes. And then we did a chess game. 

HE IS SO STRONG. 

i lost. And then, some days ago, i see: 

"Omg it is mittens the 1 elo bot" 

I was saying in my head "Finally someone that is at my level". I was going to chill in the next 10 minutes and eat pop corn while beating him. 

BUT chess.com lied to me. He isn't 1 elo. He is even stronger than my engine that I use when i won to Cagnus Marlsen. 

This is why i'm attacking Chess.com. 

I want then to finally do a 1 elo bot, that is actually beatable and that i can beat 

And he has to make the worst moves possible. 

This was my lawsuit against Chess.com. 

oh wait the dumb 1 elo bot is me sad

Mittens is also sadbagging btw, i played him 1 min and he was wasting his time. 

But he still mated me after 2 moves

I think i'll go play on chillchess

Don't be mad at chess.com. It's not their fault Mittens uses an engine.

lol but yes

ho mannnnnn

yes using stockfish

How old are you?

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Never mind. He's gone. Guess he was serious.

I don't understand a single thing of that :l

Well you are wrong about mittens, the lowest elo is 100 and his is 1, developers made

Him 1 elo so people will play with him, they wanna check you out if you know that lowest elo is 100,

Is mittens cross eyed?

Probably 

lolers

lol

thats the point, a troll form, it's funny

He's gone. Won more games than he lost. Played every category. Participated in tournaments. Just a parting troll thread. Maybe it's a Tom Sawyer thing faking his own death to see how we react. He's free.

How do you even play mittens?