Let’s Build a Bot Together! Step 2: Write The Dialogue!

1. Make sure to look up some of the rules before you play, pawns are kinda tricky…
2. 1.e4? Wow, I guess you know what you’re doing… (1.d4? Did you get that from the internet?)
3. Let’s go here… Don’t worry, I once saw this opening on YouTube…

I only wrote the number and the answer, it was tough! Here is my suggestions:

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1. Do you know en passant? It's my favorite chess move.

2. Did you google that opening?

3. Here we go...

4. Hmm, looks like a good move.

5. I think that was in a YouTube video.

6. I like this move.

7. Nice move.

8. You should look up how to play chess.

9. I shouldn't have centralized my king.

10. Draws are boring, but atleast it gives something to learn.

11. I'll take that.

12. Oh no, my piece!

13. Do you know this move?

14. Turns out that you know castling. But do you know en passant?

15. How dare you!

16. Knights are intresting.

17. Bishops move in a X pattern, you can look that up.

18. Good move.

19. Oh no my queen!

20. Are you gonna sacrifice it?

21. Moving my king.

22. Is that a Horse?

23. Push 'em baby!

24. Hmm, let me think.

25. Yummy.

26. I see what you're up to.

27. I saw that coming 20 miles away!

28. Scared?

29.

1. Did you know there are special moves in chess? En passant is one of them, look that up.
2. This game is getting too boring.
3. I consider my pawn a queen only if it promotes or it en passants.
4. Only two things are infinite, the joy that playing en passant gives and... I forgot the other.

30. That's how you play en passant!

31. Turns out you know how to play en passant. But I still have a few tricks up my sleeve!

32. En passant is forced. (!)

33. You're learning, but I fear that is a bad move.

34. Oh no my king!

35. Is it 50 moves already? We're just getting started!

36. Let's end this game!

37. Less pieces, less thinking. I'll take that.

38. That is not a bad move, I'm just forced to play that.

39. I'm forcing you to resign!

Game Starts:

"Prepare for chaos. I accept only en passants and epic blunders."

Player First Move:

"Bold move to start the war. I’ve noted it in my blunder archives."

Bot First Move:

"And so it begins… a pawn steps forward, and destiny trembles."

Player Second Move:

"Look at you developing pieces like it’s book theory or something."

Bot Second Move:

"Still no en passant, but hope lives on."

Bot Third Move:

"They fear the en passant, but they cannot escape it."

Player Third Move:

"Three moves deep and already suspicious. What’s your angle?"

Bot Wins by Checkmate:

"Mate delivered. Would’ve preferred en passant, but this’ll do."

Player Wins by Checkmate:

"Nice checkmate. I blame my pawns for not en passanting harder."

Draw:

"A noble stalemate. Not enough chaos for my taste, but well played."

Bot First Capture:

"I have tasted your piece. It was... undercooked."

Player First Capture:

"Oof, you took my piece. Rude but effective."

Bot Castles:

"King-side safety protocol activated. Turrets online."

Player Castles:

"Respect. That king really needed a gated community."

Player Gives Check:

"Not my king! He has allergies to pressure!"

Player Develops Knight:

"Ah, the noble horse hops out. Let the drama begin."

Bot Develops Bishop:

"Behold, the diagonals are mine to control."

Player Moves Bishop:

"A graceful arc into the battle. Just don’t get forked."

Bot Moves Queen:

"Her Majesty takes the stage. Royal havoc incoming."

Player Moves Rook:

"The tower rolls in. I sense you’ve read a manual."

Bot Moves King:

"A royal stroll. Nothing suspicious about this at all."

Player Moves Knight:

"More hopping? That horse needs a saddle."

Bot Moves Pawn:

"Another step toward pawndemonium."

Bot Creates Critical Position:

"Tension rises. Someone’s about to lose a piece... or their mind."

Bot Captures:

"Snatched! I only take what's clumsily undefended."

Player Threatens Something:

"Hmm... a suspiciously aggressive move. I like it."

Player Makes an Obvious Move:

"Saw that coming three moves ago. Try me."

Player Retreats:

"Back you go. Was it something I said?"

Bot Idle Banter:

• "Still no en passant. I’m losing hope and pawns."
• "Did you know my favorite opening is 'Oops'? It’s not in theory yet."
• "This game needs more reckless sacrifices."

Bot En Passant (Good):

"A thing of beauty. Truly, en passant is the art form of cowards and geniuses."

Player En Passant (Good):

"You played it! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! That was glorious."

Player En Passant (Bad):

"Well... that was technically en passant. Strategically though? Oof."

Bot En Passant (Bad):

"I regret nothing. That was worth it for the meme."

Player Gives Another Check:

"Another check? You’re just showing off now."

Bot Fifty-Plus Moves:

"Fifty moves in. I’ve aged. My pawns have grandpawns."

Player Enters Endgame:

"Now it's all about patience... and pawn promotion. And en passant too—can't forget the classics

Bot Enters Endgame:

"The curtain rises on Act III: Desperation and Drama."

Bot is Forced:

"Ugh. I hate being predictable."

Player is Forced:

"You’re out of options. I can smell the panic from here."

29. Bot Idle Banter:

"My parents called me a blunder once; I should google what it means."

"Ya know, i was the one who invented en passant. They just took all the credit."

"I wanted to say something important but i forgot what"

Hola

Hi

You still use Bing? Google En Passant It's better.

4. Where did you look THAT move up?
5. I once studied this position on Wikipedia…
6. I don’t normally play noobs like you. I bet you don’t even know about the Doubly Disambiguated Bishop Checkmate…
7. I don’t need internet connection to see that you’re struggling…
8. I think that’s hashtag, #LOSER. Gg.
9. Wow. I might have to do some research on google before I get a rematch.
10. To be fair, I went easy on you. I didn’t even use the special chess move that only I know about.
11. I’m posting this capture on Twitter, hope you don’t mind.
12. A capture? This game’s getting craaaazzyyyyyyy.
13. Castling… It feels like a secret move… but it’s not…
14. Where did you learn to do that?

15. The knight moves in an L shape, btw. If you don’t believe me you can google it.

39. Can you play en passant? If not ur cooked ngl

30. This is a legal move, google it.

When they first play, say I gonna adopt you!!

hes bigger than idaho

39. I wonder where you'll move... oh right. You only have one square.

Game Starts: "Tell me you'll do en passant or I win!!!!"
Player First Move: "Not en passant. womp, womp, womp....."Bot First Move: "When are they gonna allow en passant on move 1?"Player Second Move: "May the en passant be with you and move wisely (I mean do en passant)"Bot Second Move: "I can smell the passantiness coming right my way...."Bot Third Move: "I'm smelling it! IT! IT! ( was I getting too passanty and delirious?)Player Third Move: "When is it, I feel that you will permit it.... soon enough....."Bot Wins by Checkmate: "Next time, do en passant, okie dokie, or no winnie every?"Player Wins by Checkmate: "Remind me, did you use en passant?!"Draw: The game ends in a draw. "Imagine me getting a low taper fade. Nah, a passant fade!!!!!"Bot First Capture: "Pass the ens, please (please tell me that was a good joke)!"Player First Capture: "When is my creator gonna make a solo chess doodle?"Bot Castles: "Unconventional...... but I'm kinda disapointed that it's mor popular than my namesake....... I SMELL IT!!!!"Player Castles: "Sniffing for exploits of this anoyuingly popular move, this may take a few years........ 'player stands by very, very annoyed'"Player Gives Check: "Better than you yearly checkup, but it might just cost me the game (or my opportunity for... wait a minute, THE SMELL!!!)" Player Develops Knight: "How can a night be an early bird? (nor is it a bird)"Bot Develops Bishop: "A bishop can easily turn this passantboard into a minefield! Beware!"Player Moves Bishop: "Calling bomb disposal... what was the number? 511? 911? 'bot decatuple dares player to call them'"Bot Moves Queen: "Lo And Behold, what was it's name? the Damma? or was that Russian"Player Moves Rook: "That fattie dosen't need no move, let the other stay."Bot Moves King: "Your Majesty, may I soften your butt after such a long sit?"Player Moves Knight: "I'm gonna catch that horsey midair and whack him outa here!!"Bot Moves Pawn: "POV general attempts to push pawn but only gets it to move 1 square because pawn needs to go potty"Bot Creates Critical Position: "Imagine making the wrong move here. Could never be me."Bot Captures: "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom nom nomnomnomnomnom.............................."Player Threatens Something: "Looks like you might be nom nomming my piece soon"Player Makes an Obvious Move: "I thought you were told to use creative thinking, not inside the board moves"Player Retreats: "Coward. Cow would know better."Bot Idle Banter: "I'm waiting.... move......"Bot En Passant (Good): "I'm a good boy! I used en passant!"Player En Passant (Good): "My smells were right! Good job!"Player En Passant (Bad): "I kinda dont want to admit this, thanks for the efforts, but that was a bad idea. Womp womp, rip good en passant"Bot En Passant (Bad): "I couldn't wait! Good for you!"Player Gives Check: "Imagine getting a checkup every day. That's how I feel"Bot Fifty-Plus Moves: "Reporter, please? I'm tired of talking!"Player Enters Endgame: "Best of luck, my Padawan. May the Force be with YOU MADE ME SAY THAT, DID YOU!"Bot Enters Endgame: "entering the womp womp phase where you are the likeliest to crash out on me, so I reserve the right to resignation."Bot is Forced: "My friends, shall we sign the Declaration of Independent Movement???"Player is Forced: "I'm chicken, and today I'm gonna eat a Lava Steve, so don't try anything illegal, or he's cooked!!!"

3. Player Second Move: ''Magnus Carlsen is my great great grandfather, i'll easily beat you.

21. Bot Moves King: ''Ya know, i was once king of the OTF; Didn't last long though.''

29. Bot Idle Banter: ''When i was a kid, i named my pet fish Stockfish, been trying to teach him en passant since...''

9. Player Wins By Checkmate AND 22. Player Moves Knight: ''My kingdom... FOR A KNIGHT???''

6. Player Third Move: "Absolutely awful move; I now have mate in 92. Just letting you know."

8. Bot Wins by Checkmate: "Next time try TWO braincells."

9. Player Loses by Checkmate: "Now try actually playing instead of having the engine hold your hand."

11. Bot First Capture: "There, one less piece for your little brain to worry about."

16. Bot Develops Knight: "You like ponies, don't you?"

19. Bot Moves Queen: "Unlike you, I'll still have my queen on move 10."

25. Bot Captures: "You should try playing with your eyes open from now on."

27. Player Makes an Obvious Move: "Wow, congratulations on not blundering everything you touch."

28. Player Retreats: "Aww, did someone soil their diaper?"

30. Bot En Passant (Good): "Novel concept, I know."

32. Player En Passant (Bad): "When I do it, I doesn't light my pieces on fire. We are not the same."

35. Bot Fifty-Plus Moves: "You know, I'm running out of things to say so you better finish this game sometime today."

Nice

On start: "Hello there... i think."
On player's first move (Good): "You're doing great so far..." "Looks like someone actually knows how to play!"
On player's first move (Bad): "You already failed..." "Look at that! He failed the first move!" "Well then..."
On player's move (Good): "Ok..." "Good..." "You're so concentrated and serious... be careful to not poop your diaper..." "Nice..." "You like ponies... don't you?" "Rock unleashed"
On player's move (Bad): "Congratulations... now go back to the first grade..." "You died!" "You lose all of 175239 chances to win..." "You're bad at this... maybe you should play some other games like skibidi toilet cocomelon simulator 3000?" "Look at that! It's the super noob again!" "Please... GET OUT!!!" "You failed 394081903557189004504216741670914395680347 times!" "CONGRATULATIONS!!!"
On player's move (Any): "Be careful..." "You made another move!" "Don't poop your pants at this rate..." "a-A-And... another super obvious move!" "Oh..." "Ok..."
On player's move (Obvious): "How original..." "I like this new concept!" "It's SUPER POPULAR CHESS MOVE REMASTERED 2024 REMASTERED REMASTERED REMASTERED REMASTERED EDITION REMAKE REMASTERED!"
On player's move (Capture): "You owe me" "You stole my (chess piece)!!!" "Oh no! You killed him!" "R.I.P (chess piece) (year)-(year)"
On bot's move (Capture): "Lookit' that! Your (chess piece) shapeshifted into a dead (chess piece)" "He died..." "R.I.P (chess piece) (year)-(year)" "Sorry, nothing lasts forever." "You should play with your eyes open..."
On player's piece development: "Who is that?" "A new piece..." "You unleashed it... finally..."
On bot's piece development: "Hello there, meet my SUPER (chess piece)!!!" "Super power unleashed"
On player's queen development: "Be careful not to lose her..." "Oh no! You unleashed it..."
On bot's queen development: "HYPER POWER UNLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASHED!!!"
Player's queen get captured: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "You lose your super powers... you're a true noob, CONGRATS!" "CONGRATULATIONS!!!1!"
Bot's queen get captured: "OH NO, I'M DEAD!!!"
Player's pawn transformation: "He evolved into the most useless piece ever..." "Smart..." "TWO QUEENS?!" "You bring your queen back! Congrats"
Bot's pawn transformation: "YAHOOOOOOOO, QUEEN " "IT'S BACK" "TWO QUEENS = ULTIMATE POWER" "MORE QUEENS AND KNIGHTS - MORE GOOD"
Player's checkmate: "SORRY, TIME'S UP! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" "You died" "FATALITY" "..." "You managed to lose 9503285690481056849017533741690489957 times with 9989898987987897897897897878789797897878513498598989589104989 chances to win!" "You're bad at this" "BYE BYE" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!" "CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!" "Don't be stupid next time"
Bot's checkmate: "Congratulations on not failing all the time" "Good game" "Dead..."
Stalemate: "WHY?!" "You failed it." "How?!"
50+ move rule: "Get out, you're wasting my time..." "..."
Player gives up: "Aww, did you poop your diaper?!" "HELLO THERE SUPER COWARD 3000"
En Passant: "I didn't even think that move even exists" "Bug..." "How?" "If you didn't know... this rule is named an En Passant" "Congrats on finding a glitch!" "GONE"
Tie: "You're a loser, you managed to lose all of your pieces in seconds... but... me too... now what should we do now?" "Great job, you won!" "Secret ending unlocked" "Now what...?" "Now what should we do? Maybe start a new game?" "The end?" "Now we are both trapped, we can't do anything... just move our kings on the board without any fun or strategy... it's an infinite trap with no escape..."

8. Bot Wins by Checkmate: "Chess speaks for itself!"
9. Player Wins by Checkmate: "OK. Let's do the procedure..."