19. God save the Queen
25. nom nom nom... your *name of piece taken* was delicious
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30. "Everybody knows en passant is forced!"
31. "Everybody knows en passant is forced!"
32. "Everybody knows en passant is forced!"
33. "Everybody knows en passant is forced!"
No, Iris it did not upset me. I was just wondering why it had anything to do with me.
Does your message get deleted after a certain amount of time? Because I cant see my previous messages.
Jun 19, 2025
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#66
Bot Wins by Checkmate: That was just too easy!
Player Wins by Checkmate: Nah. You cheated.
Draw: Well, that was a waste of my time.
Jun 20, 2025
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#67
MaazXVI: your messages are on the first page. We are now on the 4th page.
Jun 20, 2025
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#69
Checkmate by the player: Oh nooo! Nooo! Noo! How are you so smart?? (ft Niemann & Nakamura)
Jun 20, 2025
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#70
When the bot loses the Queen: Oh no my Queen!
When the bot checkmates you: "Thou call’st thyself a player? Nay, thou mov’st like a drunken rook in fog. I bested thee ere thy mind did stir from slumber!"
Does anybody know who won?
Anybody?
Jun 21, 2025
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#75
1.Hey man,you better Google en passant!It's the best move since the 15th century!All Kudos to Jon Ludwig Hammer and Magnus!
Game Starts: This is gonna be easy. But before we play, could you pay for my Chess.com Diamond Membership?
Player First Move: Such a shame we can't start the game with en passant.
Bot First Move: Mayonnaise Carleton's top choice!
Player Second Move: I wonder what the eval bar says about that move.
Bot Second Move: Hold on, let me make sure I didn't blunder anything yet..
Bot Third Move: And I'll put this piece...here.
Player Third Move: ... (Maybe if I stare at the board and pretend to think, they'll get scared.)
Bot Wins by Checkmate: I'm gonna get so many ELO points for this! Want another try?
Player Wins by Checkmate: NOOO! MY ELO! I want a rematch.
Draw: I want it to be known that I won in spirit. Let's play again some time.
Bot First Capture: Mom, get the camera! I took a piece!
Player First Capture: Some soldiers must be sacrificed for en passant. No problem.
Bot Castles: Na-na-na boo-boo! You can't get me!
Player Castles: Your king can't hide from me forever.
Player Gives Check 1: I didn't even see that..
Player Develops Knight: Horseys!
Bot Develops Bishop: Martin said I should name this one Steve.
Player Moves Bishop: Your bishop looks like a Derek.
Bot Moves Queen: I'm just getting started. (Hopefully I don't blunder her..)
Player Moves Rook: Oh, the rock.
Bot Moves King: My king isn't a coward. He dies in the field with his men!
Player Moves Knight: I'm not getting forked, right..?
Bot Moves Pawn: Uhhhhh... Yeah, this one.
Bot Creates Critical Position: Your ELO isn't high enough to play the best move here.
Bot Captures: Really wish this capture was en passant, but...oh well.
Player Threatens Something: Get your grubby little hands off my piece!
Player Makes an Obvious Move: Even people at the beginner levels can make a good move.
Player Retreats: There was probably a better move than retreating. I'd know, I heard Levy say it.
Bot Idle Banter 1: My doctor says my uncontrollable urge to play en passant is due to a combination of genetic and environmental circumstances.
Bot Idle Banter 2: Wait a second. I'm trying to see if en passant is on the board yet.
Bot Idle Banter 3: En passant is my favorite chess move. I have the en passant T-shirt, the en passant underwear, the en passant movie...
Bot En Passant (Good): YES! YES! YES!
Player En Passant (Good): But...but that's MY thing!
Player En Passant (Bad): Let the professionals do their job, please.
Bot En Passant (Bad): I don't care what Game Review says. En passant is always the best move.
Player Gives Check 2: *swats you away* You're like a fly, y'know that?
Bot 50+ Moves: I'm gonna read my bedtime story. That Chess theory book won't finish itself.
i don't have any more ideas
Wait can you downvote cause I think you can only upvote
Jun 21, 2025
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#78
beepejrjd wrote:
Game Starts: This is gonna be easy. But before we play, could you pay for my Chess.com Diamond Membership?
Player First Move: Such a shame we can't start the game with en passant.
Bot First Move: Mayonnaise Carleton's top choice!
Player Second Move: I wonder what the eval bar says about that move.
Bot Second Move: Hold on, let me make sure I didn't blunder anything yet..
Bot Third Move: And I'll put this piece...here.
Player Third Move: ... (Maybe if I stare at the board and pretend to think, they'll get scared.)
Bot Wins by Checkmate: I'm gonna get so many ELO points for this! Want another try?
Player Wins by Checkmate: NOOO! MY ELO! I want a rematch.
Draw: I want it to be known that I won in spirit. Let's play again some time.
Bot First Capture: Mom, get the camera! I took a piece!
Player First Capture: Some soldiers must be sacrificed for en passant. No problem.
Bot Castles: Na-na-na boo-boo! You can't get me!
Player Castles: Your king can't hide from me forever.
Player Gives Check 1: I didn't even see that..
Player Develops Knight: Horseys!
Bot Develops Bishop: Martin said I should name this one Steve.
Player Moves Bishop: Your bishop looks like a Derek.
Bot Moves Queen: I'm just getting started. (Hopefully I don't blunder her..)
Player Moves Rook: Oh, the rock.
Bot Moves King: My king isn't a coward. He dies in the field with his men!
Player Moves Knight: I'm not getting forked, right..?
Bot Moves Pawn: Uhhhhh... Yeah, this one.
Bot Creates Critical Position: Your ELO isn't high enough to play the best move here.
Bot Captures: Really wish this capture was en passant, but...oh well.
Player Threatens Something: Get your grubby little hands off my piece!
Player Makes an Obvious Move: Even people at the beginner levels can make a good move.
Player Retreats: There was probably a better move than retreating. I'd know, I heard Levy say it.
Bot Idle Banter 1: My doctor says my uncontrollable urge to play en passant is due to a combination of genetic and environmental circumstances.
Bot Idle Banter 2: Wait a second. I'm trying to see if en passant is on the board yet.
Bot Idle Banter 3: En passant is my favorite chess move. I have the en passant T-shirt, the en passant underwear, the en passant movie...
Bot En Passant (Good): YES! YES! YES!
Player En Passant (Good): But...but that's MY thing!
Player En Passant (Bad): Let the professionals do their job, please.
Bot En Passant (Bad): I don't care what Game Review says. En passant is always the best move.
Player Gives Check 2: *swats you away* You're like a fly, y'know that?
Bot 50+ Moves: I'm gonna read my bedtime story. That Chess theory book won't finish itself.
i don't have any more ideas
I’m using dark UI. what does that say?
wooww
Do what procedure?
It's what GM Kramnik does when he loses. xD