looking for friends🥺😔

Heyo, I’m just gonna be honest, school’s been out for a week and 2 days (yes, I’m counting), and my irl friends? Either too busy playing Roblox or just straight up ghosting me. So here I am, trying to find someone real online. Not some dry convo or “hey” and disappear type beat—I mean an actual friend.

Someone who:
Gets my weird humor (it’s a little dark sometimes but nothing insane)

Doesn’t mind me yapping about random stuff or venting a bit. (When I'm comfortable opening up to you.)

Can vibe with silence or chaos depending on the mood.
Might (?) send cursed memes one minute and talk about deep life stuff the next.

Bonus: will challenge me in chess or something just for the chaos
If you're also a minor, down to make a real connection, and not a fake/flaky type, fill this out and PM me. I’ll send you mine too—no cap. Just don’t lie or be weird, okay? I respect your privacy, so I hope you’ll respect mine too.

INFO SHEET:
Name (just your real first name’s cool):
Age:
Gender:
Personality/Vibe:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Country (just the country lol):
Hobbies/Talents:
Religion (only if you’re comfy sharing):

SOME NOTES:
Not looking for anything romantic/sus, just a solid friend I can trust and talk to.
I’ve got kinda deep thoughts sometimes, but also a really dumb sense of humor.
I might randomly info-dump or go quiet depends on the day.
If you’re fake, Sus and looking for a gf or bf, this isn't for you.
If you’re funny, chaotic, and have a little bit of a dark humor I'm the right friend for you:3

Hiring? What?😭