Make up your OWN Chess Quote!

A quote that gets tossed around where I work, especially to the apprentices; "first you get good, then you get fast"

I don't really lose any games until I run out of excuses.

After the pieces are returned to the box and are out of sight, the kings are secret friends.

Chess players have time on their hands, and ants in their pants.

"Chess is for those who like to piss themselves off."

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He who is too weak for football plays chess

kiwi, there are multiple ways to win chess. Forcing your opponent to resign, as discussed in other infamous threads, is one way. StrategicPlay was referencing a way to make your opponent resign, I believe. Or he was talking about how to win on time

Advice to Australian patzer who wants to immigrate to Eastern Europe: "You'll have to move to Czechoslovakia to get a Chzick, Mate!"

Gynecologist : Have you ever had a checkup there?

Woman : No, but I have had a few Hungarians.

Then he moved to Italy to find an openhearted chick. But he fell into a trap that led to a Sicilian mate.

Was it a transposition from a Greek Gift?

My favorite jokes require some sort of physical gesture for the punchline.

Q: Why did the blond go to church?

A: She heard there was a guy there who was hung like THIS (Stand up and spread your arms out wide)

Later on he met a Carolinian princess. He was so surprised when he found out Caro-Kann, but not with him!

He advanced on her every Knight, but they soon found out his Trojan had several flawed openings.

"chess, at least it's not checkers."

Madness is like Gravity. Chess is Madness.

At most it's not Chess Records.....let's Rock 'n' Roll.

falcogrine's right. It is a way to make your opponent resign. 

I don't get that. How does it qualify as a quote?