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Some people have the most amazing powers of observation, don't you think?
Where can you get make-up in jail? Do they have a gift shop?
Aug 15, 2008
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My first night in the gaol did not pass without incident. I had just begun to arrange my new collection of belly button fluff when Fat Carlos tried to introduce me to a hobby of his own. Now I know why they say Prison Sucks...
The doctor said that it would take many stitches to put Carlos back together. My tooth was retrieved.
I am now in a single dark cell with a high window and no curtain. The window is so small that a curtain pole should not be necessary. To pass the time I have begun to count the bricks in the walls. There are a lot of these so I propose to use the statistical method outlined in an earlier post. I did alert the governor to the article on plasterboarding walls but he was surprisingly uninterested.
Aug 18, 2008
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diomed1 wrote:
Where can you get make-up in jail? Do they have a gift shop?
You have to smuggle it in, along with the file, though it gives the cake a rank taste.
Aug 19, 2008
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#48
I heard a loud bump on my computer and came back in to see Artfizz's missive above.
Aug 19, 2008
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Artfizz do you have to post this stupid idea in the first place is getting boring.
Well, since I then made another contribution to the bumped thread, I suppose I bumped it again.
Perhaps he knows more about poles?
Of the curtain variety obviously.