My record within the last month: 68W 0D 0L

Yes I know how it moves but it was too early, the queen will move later on move 19 or so of the mainline.

You should check my recent bullet match with my bullet coach, he is rated over 2200 and somehow I managed to only lose 5 games!! Win 2 and draw 1.

I think Im a promizing patzer, I just need to lose more games.

We played 8 games

Dude you are super fast, I simply can't give you a battle in positions I dont know.

I need to study some dragon lines tho .

:)

I don't think you even need to know how the pieces move in bullet chess.  Just pick up pieces, slap them down anywhere and hit your clock, as fast as possible.  It's basically just a race, not a real chess game.  

No need to offend something you are not good at.

I hate bullet chess.  Not just because I would lose on time, if I tried it, but because it's not real chess. Chess is an art form.  It should never be rushed.   If you have to spend 30 minutes or longer to find the best move or winning combination, you should be able to.  It creates much more beautiful games and avoids the dozens of tactical blunders that you get with bullet.  Bullet chess is no more than a chess variant.  

Dear coach, I finally learned how the pieces move and reached 1700 bullet rating, I know it is shameful rating, but what do I need to do now to get better at chess?!

Im worried about my mental health tho, my head hurts and last night I dreamt with knight forks, should I only play bullet on sundays?

Your dreams are a sign that you are improving! Did you know that Alexander Alekhine used to dream of not only knight forks, but queen forks, rok forks, bishop forks, pawn forks and king forks? So keep going, and play as much bullet chess as you can!

You would first need a brain before you could develop mental issues.

NimzoPatzer wrote:

Im worried about my mental health tho, my head hurts and last night I dreamt with knight forks, should I only play bullet on sundays?

OMG, it happened again! Erik posts in this thread, and the thread disappears from Most Recent Posts!

 OMG it happens against, Eriks comes and attacks me out of nowhere.

This isnt the WWE, stop it with your RKOs.

Magic powers....

 Are you sure I should play bullet all day? Some say it is detrimental to your chess skill...

As I said, it is the unexplainable hate Erik has against me which blocks this thread from the "Most Recent Posts" section.

Like I dont even know the guy and he starts to offend me.

I dont think I can keep this going anymore, I will take a bullet overdose to killmyself and be in heaven with Nimzowitsch.

Those people know nothing about chess. Unlike me, who just went 68-0-0 over an entire month.

My hate is very explainable Yuri. You're an engine using d bag... I hate engine using d bags. Pretty simple really.

So you are acussing me of cheating? Grow up buddy. 

And in case you didnt read, my username is NimzoPatzer.