My record within the last month: 68W 0D 0L

Yes, but i have actually played grandmasters.

Beaten 2 FMS, drawn with an IM. Nothing yet against GMs unless you count Chess.com blitz 

Hey, guess what guys? So earlier today I met up with JeffGreen333, and we played a friendly 4-game match. Here's how the games went:

After the match, we played a game of one on one basketball, which I won 20-6. At that point we were both tired, so we went inside, where we surfed the internet and came across an interesting IQ quiz. We both took the quiz for fun, and I ended up doubling his score. By the time we were done it was getting late, but before we parted ways we compared __, which I won by 2 inches.

All in all, it was a great day.

I think you used an engine for the first of those games! 

In before the lock.

Third game is one of the more 'controversial' lines of the Bongcloud Attack.

Yes.  He's lying.  I've never played him in anything.   Also, I've never been Fool's Mated in my life.  Idiot.   In addition, I seriously doubt that he could beat me in an IQ test, as I have a 140 IQ.  Basketball, maybe.   I haven't played in over 10 years.  lol   

That doesn't make sense. You're saying both that I used an engine in my first game against you, and that you never played any games against me. My version, on the other hand, is much more consistent.

You probably used an engine or just played out the moves manually and somehow changed the name of the player to JeffGreen333.  Maybe with Photoshop or something.  Get a life, dude.   Anyone can look up our game databases and see that we've never played each other.   Btw, any time you want to play me in a real game, just let me know.   It would have to be OTB though, because I don't trust you now.   I'll even spot you a pawn and still whoop your @$$.  

Well spotted !

Well, all good things must come to an end, and this one just did, at 179 games. Now, a new streak begins.

Also, Karjakin beating Carlsen is now the second biggest upset in the chess world in the last 24 hours.

FYI - I'm currently on an 84 game winning streak. I still have some way to go, but I do have a chance of beating my previous record.

Shut up and play somebody, computers don't count.  You are an ugly braggart, and a pathetic one at that, padding your stats against non-competition just to brag?  Sad.  You probably use an engine on top of it.

Thank you, that's very flattering!

#SHOTSFIRED

#TRIGGERED

#WIN

It'd be pretty funny if it actually beats him. Ideally with the 'winning streak' at 99.

Eventually the computer will beat me. Every time we play, there's a non-zero chance that the computer will win, so if we play enough times it will win some time down the line. I just had a winning streak of 179 end at the end of last month, which you'll see if you look at some of the earlier comments in this thread.

And now, my winning streak is at 102 and counting! That makes it my SECOND 3-digit winning streak in a span of less than FOUR MONTHS (my 179 began on Aug. 22)!!!

But wait, there's more - I have an important announcement to make. In the next few days, I will put my streak on the line in an EPIC championship match against a formidable opponent! Stay tuned - you do NOT want to miss it.

Yawn, you are the least epic person in here, you are stuart smalley: