Nominations for Chess.com Troll of the Month - Oct. 2013

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Ziryab
indianprince15999 wrote:

Clearly, I am a superior player who everyone desires to play to see if they can beat me.  Isn't that enough to prove I am handsome, smart and rich?

Okay. Next time that I am sufficiently intoxicated, I'll send you a challenge. To make the game fair, I'll play on my phone in a crowded room.

Lou-for-you
indianprince15999 wrote:

I live by one simple philoshophy Be loving to the unlovable, be forgiving to the unforgivable, and forget the unforgettable to live life in a bigger way. That is why I forgive all the mean people who post on my wall because when you are wonderful like me you have to have pity on the pitiful. 

Is it at all possible that you forgot to take your pills? Don't forget to not forget the unforgettable, because normal people cannot forget the unforgettable if not it was not unforgettable. But you are so exceptional that probably these human restrictions do not apply. Most of the time this means that people are psychotic, so make sure to think about your medicines !

Mr_Tarkanian
Ziryab wrote:
indianprince15999 wrote:

Clearly, I am a superior player who everyone desires to play to see if they can beat me.  Isn't that enough to prove I am handsome, smart and rich?

Okay. Next time that I am sufficiently intoxicated, I'll send you a challenge. To make the game fair, I'll play on my phone in a crowded room.

James is calling out the Prince!!  Ziryab,chess.com's champion, versus the dreaded Indian juggernaut!!

winerkleiner

It's now December

macer75
Iyer_p wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

It's now December

Happy december to all 

Um... since when did people start saying "happy December"?

Mr_Tarkanian
SupremeOverlord wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Iyer_p wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

It's now December

Happy december to all 

Um... since when did people start saying "happy December"?

Here it's happy Kim Jong-suk month

The ole Suk'ster - Yes.

winerkleiner

I should have said "Happy cold as a witches' broom stick month"!

Mr_Tarkanian

Prince, your mind has evolved from apes, to normal human beings.....to now you can make objects move with your thoughts. 

If only my chess rose in that swift of a progression.  :(

Ziryab

If you could move a chess piece to its proper square, you would have a gift that is worth something. Your games reveal otherwise.

Mr_Tarkanian

The public is clamoring for the Ziryab - Indian Prince matchup!!  Make this happen!

winerkleiner

I already know what will happen.

Mr_Tarkanian

Mr. Kleiner, we need you to conduct analysis during those Prince / Ziryab games.

winerkleiner

Ok this should be fun, shall we begin?

Mr_Tarkanian

Let's get it rolling.  We can sell tickets to this thing.

winerkleiner
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:

Mr. Kleiner, we need you to conduct analysis during those Prince / Ziryab games.

They'll be more than one?

Mr_Tarkanian

Best out of 7?  Not fair if only one game is played.  Maybe the Prince will need a couple of games to just get warmed up?  Much like Magnus needed with Anand?

winerkleiner

Let the games begin...

winerkleiner

It's half way over.

winerkleiner

And to you!

MarcoBR444

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