Offering FREE coaching!

Have you looked at the forums recently?

Have you commented in threads about becoming a GM in an infinitesimal amount of time*?

Have you told the author he was an unoriginal, boring, spammer?

Do you want to be able to punish that kind of user?

Then this is your great opportunity!

For a limited amount of time, I offer free coaching, I will teach you how to roast those troll wannabes for FREE!

YES! You read it correctly! FOR FREE!

*Or any other repetitive topic 

LIMITED PLACES!

Join now before it's too late and you'll be taught how to roast by a professional!

Do you also do barbecue?

Only if you're the first to join.

Ok fellow chess.com users. You weren't fast enough. Now I will charge you with $10/hour. It's your fault. You should have come when it was still free.

Nobody yet. Ok. Enjoy taking those baits.

Oh, so you also teach fishing?

I teach the fish to bite the fisherman instead of the bait.

But I shouldn't blame the users. The culprits are, as usual, our beloved moderators, who allow thousands of repetitive threads to stay in general chess discussion while moving this harmless and useful one to off-topic.

One day things will change...

Our first customer!

And certainly it won't be the last! Soon this will be full of desperate users learning how to properly roast the stupid posters that have taken control of the forums!

me! I give you 2 or 5 trophies so I don't pay money. deal?

Let me first take a look at the cotization of chess.com trophies in the stock market, so we can agree on the price.

 How do I sign up?!

I dont wamt free lessons

happy to pay

just help me.improve my chess lol