raising chess.com kids

the bunny totally understands that it's tough for kids here, being told to go to chesskid.com and not participate in forum discussions here.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/it-s-tough-being-a-kid-on-chess-com

still, the adults can't always make assumptions on who's really a kid and needs to be handled delicately.  as is evident from recent posts, much parental guidance is required (even for many adults), so as outstanding members of the community we have to take up the role of ...

... raising chess.com kids .

now there are kids here who are beyond remote help as they will not listen and just resort to insults.  we need to focus on otherwise good well adjusted kids who might have gone down a wrong path or 2.  the intent is of course not to demean any1, but with the bunny, who really knows?

nobody said being a parent was easy ...

finally, a educated good topic 

first the bunny shall attempt to help his buddy @joseph1000000 out.  on a thread that just got locked, https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/any-groups-for-the-jewish, he accused the bunny of being racist, anti-semitic, insensitive and rude, all because the bunny refused to explain himself.  anyone who feels there is more to it than these 2 clips please feel free the read the linked thread and come to your own conclusions.

exhibit a:

and exhibit b:

while the bunny has always maintained he never explains himself,

he shall make an exception here for his good buddy.  and here it goes:

1. dissecting frogs

2. in-bread

my buddy probably read it as inbred (which was half the joke, of course), which is why the bunny hinted that his buddy perhaps could not spell.  the other half was highlighted in the actual post itself "between 2 slices of bread" and therefore in-bread.  get it now? *sigh*

hope that clears that up (but we know it never does).

you'd be disappointed by the time the bunny's through

but wait, there's more!

in the referenced thread, the bunny's buddy was riled up by posts from another outstanding member of this community: resident nutcase, repeat winner of the notorious cpotm award, leader of the royal spammers' society, and least of all an NM, @ghost_of_pushwood.  since speaking up for this pillar of our community would turn off the intended receiver of this message, the bunny invites @ghost_of_pushwood here to explain himself.

edit:

just saw the exchanges on your walls!

and

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  NM ghost_of_pushwood  
  13 days ago
  A rare instance of joseph actually appearing to catch on to something...
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  joseph1000000 
  13 days ago
  You obviously have nothing better to do. This way youll become earth bozo.
• 

  joseph1000000 
  13 days ago
  you act luke a bozo anyway. Make your point!!! stop whining!

That is spamming😹

The bunny is the first one to put out his hand for help, good bunny

a l0t 0f l0gical evidences, sherlock holmes would be happy

im wondering , a thing or a gazillion,

inbred , to me this hints at playing happy families wrongly

it doesn't strike me as racist ,

wheres joseph perhaps he can explain

ah well a scattergun approach is bound to hit home now and again I guess

some call it flukey ,though

true , but the ones that were lol

btw ghost , luck in pool got measured , a 1000 player tournament , the average , 13.1% of pool is luck , now obv some were very lucky whilst others had no luck at all , but I like how luck comes into the game ,even if it means I lose , as they all count if they go in

But where's @Joseph1000000?  Should we be afraid?  Too late, the bunny posted on his wall. 

hello everyone

hey shrimp.  so are you a minor and do you need help?  the bunny is here for you, until it gets messy, and it always does ...

meo0w

I would have repeated the same,  but in your case there is no use. You are racist no matter how old you are.  That is a line you should not have crossed. 

You seem to be displaying a serious issue with comprehension compounded with arrogance here, Joseph.  What part of the explanation did you not understand and what do you think I wrote was racist?   Or does your lack of reading comprehension make me a racist? 

Aaaaand ...  No explanation was forthcoming  and @Joseph1000000 blocks the bunny.  He asked for an explanation and the bunny poured his soul out but when it came to his turn to explain,  he silently blocks. 

Well that's one chapter closed (or is it?)  as the bunny had said earlier  in his op, 

"now there are kids here who are beyond remote help as they will not listen and just resort to insults.  we need to focus on otherwise good well adjusted kids"

Well now you know you have work ahead of you 😂