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What is the age limit here as defined by chess.com?  I know there are kids here and they do not hide that fact, yet nothing is done about that.  I never had a problem with it (except for d1ckhead kids of course, who apparently can be worse than any d1ckhead adult).  

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ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

It's okay to be a kid as long as you hide that fact!

 

shhhhh.... hush little one....

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forked_again wrote:

What is the age limit here as defined by chess.com?  I know there are kids here and they do not hide that fact, yet nothing is done about that.  I never had a problem with it (except for d1ckhead kids of course, who apparently can be worse than any d1ckhead adult).  

https://www.chess.com/agreement

... YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER AND ARE LEGALLY COMPETENT TO ENTER INTO AND AGREE TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE PRIVACY POLICY AND THESE TERMS OF SERVICE OR ARE THE PARENT OR AUTHORIZED GUARDIAN OF SOMEONE LESS THAN 18 YEARS OF AGE FOR WHOM YOU HAVE CREATED AN ACCOUNT. 

So a minor can be here as long as a parent created the account and accepts the terms on his/her/its/their/zeir behalf. 

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Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

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Squidward18Q wrote:

Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

Don't squid-daddle just yet! Just adopt a resident adult. 

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autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:

Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

Don't squid-daddle just yet! Just adopt a resident adult. 

 

Imma lone wolf...

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Squidward18Q wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:

Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

Don't squid-daddle just yet! Just adopt a resident adult. 

 

Imma lone wolf...

The last wolf here got permamuted... 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-mysterious-hmmer-of-the-forums

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autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:

Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

Don't squid-daddle just yet! Just adopt a resident adult. 

 

Imma lone wolf...

The last wolf here got permamuted... 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-mysterious-hmmer-of-the-forums

I guess I'm a lone squid then.... hoooowwwwooooooo

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Also kids between 13-17 are left homeless by chess.com and chesskid.com.  The last bit below would probably make older kids feel ... ermm ... slow.

https://support.chesskid.com/customer/en/portal/articles/2352573-what-age-range-is-chesskid-designed-for-

ChessKid's content and format is designed for kids up to age 13, but even older kids can benefit from the site. 

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I am homeless *cries*

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Mi_Amigo wrote:

I am homeless *cries*

fear not, bunny is here.  this thread shall form a safe haven for the mid-teen kids so abandoned by chess.com!

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People care too much about teens, I’m 10

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Squidward18Q wrote:

Weeeelp I'm 14 and I uhhh.... made my account myself, but the Chess.com police haven't caught me yet. They're getting closer to my hide out everyday....

So you start cussing at 14. 😧

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They are nowhere to my hideout

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fuggycolor wrote:

 

 

You call that cussing? Daaaamn, what is this world coming to?

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Squidward18Q wrote:
fuggycolor wrote:

 

 

You call that cussing? Daaaamn, what is this world coming to?

old on...

your ebony maw.

you came to attack earth for inf stone.

so tat is whhat tis world is comin 2 u.. sad.png

but u ave sponghgebob!

spongebob square a + b = c square pants!

yay everyone is hhappy!

 

 

 

 

i do not know wat i wrote..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ghost_of_pushwood wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:
fuggycolor wrote:

 

 

You call that cussing? Daaaamn, what is this world coming to?

Not to mention starting cussing at 14...lol

Bro been speaking French since 1st Grade....

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Squidward18Q wrote:
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:
Squidward18Q wrote:
fuggycolor wrote:

 

 

You call that cussing? Daaaamn, what is this world coming to?

Not to mention starting cussing at 14...lol

Bro been speaking French since 1st Grade....

Using la France en direct?  And starting with the unintelligible "allo c'est philippe ledoux?"

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Then what is cussing in your thoughts