@IAMBBW, the mysterious hmm'er of the forums

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president_max

@IAMBBW prowls the forums and selflessly contributes his meaningful multifaceted 'hmm's.  many are irritated, as you can see on his wall and on the forums, but no one knows why. 

it intrigued me, so i asked him/her/it/them but the answers were a cryptic 'hmm' or 'hmm no' or 'hmm what'.  i'm sure they carry great meaning but the feeble mind of the bunny is unable to fathom the profundity.  so i turn to the community - the same community that helped so many members solve their greatest life issues like time lag, rematches and en passant.

you can watch the dialog from the start here:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/antonioesfandiari-aww-you-cant-debate-so-u-block-me?newCommentCount=1&page=11

perhaps the wise folk in the community can shed light on the hmms.

president_max

for those who have difficulty following the other thread, 1st i asked:


are you trying to revive the hansons?


and the answer was: Hmmm, nope

president_max

then i asked: or do you just like to think aloud and let everyone know you're thinking?

null


and the answer was: Hmmm, nah


already you can see the subtle yet immense variety in the responses and i was understandably further intrigued

president_max

and then with my next question, all hell broke loose


IAMBBW wrote:
president_max wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:
president_max wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:

Hmmm, nah

then what is the point of a post with just 'hmmm'?

YOU DON'T KNOW MY STORY IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULDN'T ASK THAT 

duh

WHAT DID YOU SAY?


unbelievable!  there is a story to be heard here! and the bunny was too foolish to realise that he could not ask for it if he did not already know it.  amazing!

null

president_max

then the silly bunny thought perhaps it was a vocabulary issue but was quickly put in his place


IAMBBW wrote:
president_max wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:

Hmmm

When words fail ...

When words pass

 


such intelligence!  the bunny was stumped.  this obviously meant that a guessing game had to ensue before the mystery of the hmms could be revealed ...

president_max

so the bunny tried again


IAMBBW wrote:

Hmmm

Ok crash test dummies revival then


but the answer this time was: Hmmm, WHAT?


now who could be even prepared for a genius retort like that, leave alone a simple-minded lagomorph?

president_max

so i hope the community understands my dilemma.  the need to know the truth is a burning sensation not entirely unlike GERD.  so please have mercy on a poor bunny and enlighten me!

president_max

and before i forget, the mystery of @IAMBBW's handle.  i searched youtube and found this answer to the mystery.  please confirm i'm on the right track here ...

Iguana-on-a-stick

Hmmm

president_max
Iguana-on-a-stick wrote:

Hmmm

Zactly!

drmrboss

 Hmmm!

president_max

Overwhelming contributions on this thread today!

Tetra_Wolf

@IAMBBW sometimes hmmms on the posts of a multiple of ten in the forum "I think someone is hacking me" so he can get a trophy from the starter of it

president_max
IAMBBW wrote:

@president_max why did you make this forum

Hmm, doesn't the op explain its purpose?  Hmm ... Also this a topic or thread, not a forum.  Hmm, this is a trick, isn't it?

president_max

Oh wait, is it a c&c factory revival?

drmrboss

1 Hmmm= 1 point,

Hmmm interesting!!

Breezyweek

hmmmmmmm

fathamster

maybe he is sucking on a murray mint

president_max

I wonder how one hmm's in french

null

 

Breezyweek

uh

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