Gosh, like I've never heard that through out my life...
Sarcasm? It's hard to tell...
Sort:
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead. Decipher that little thing of beauty eh.
Except of course then all the true drollsters around here would add it the way guys say stuff like *extreme sarcasm intended*...thus definitely falling afoul of Flagsy's Comedy Razor.
And then what if you got really droll...and added it when you were being serious? Sheer pandemonium would result.
I love waffles!
histar wrote:
I love waffles!
You disgust me.
corrijean wrote:
No!!!!!! Pancakes!!
I like you.
DON'T CRITISIZE MY FOOD CHOICES
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
histar wrote:
DON'T CRITISIZE MY FOOD CHOICES
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
Judging judging judging.
Jun 2, 2013
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Maybe your fondness for pancakes has put you through a lot. There's this story...
| Footprints in the Sand |
| One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. |
| Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. |
| In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. |
| Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, |
| other times there were one set of footprints. |
| This bothered me because I noticed |
| that during the low periods of my life, |
| when I was suffering from |
| anguish, sorrow or defeat, |
| I could see only one set of footprints. |
| So I said to the Lord, |
| "You promised me Lord, |
| that if I followed you, |
| you would walk with me always. |
| But I have noticed that during |
| the most trying periods of my life |
| there have only been one |
| set of footprints in the sand. |
| Why, when I needed you most, |
| you have not been there for me?" |
| The Lord replied, |
| "The times when you have |
| seen only one set of footprints, |
| is when I went and had waffles" |
| Mary Stevenson |
corrijean wrote:
Maybe you should try an omelet.
Omelets are good
trysts wrote:
Maybe your fondness for pancakes has put you through a lot. There's this story...
Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints. So I said to the Lord, "You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?" The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I went and had waffles" Mary Stevenson
I don't have a fondness for pancakes. But thanks.
This is even funnier than the link posted at the beginning
histar wrote:
DON'T CRITISIZE MY FOOD CHOICES
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
Do you like this?
It could help you get through whatever issues you've had. I hope you take this seriously even though I didn't capitalize everything.
My poor poor thread....
lol...okay, we seem to have a discrepancy already.
lol. We're both American so you think we'd be good at this sort of thing.