If we ever make a club, the bunny wants IM Eduardo Limp to be it's leader.
https://ratings.fide.com/card.phtml?event=2100207
Seeking players who have a temporary limp in their left leg after stubbing their toe
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Feb 20, 2020
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#43
autobunny wrote:
bong711 wrote:
I have a corn on my left big toe and it makes me limping. Qualified?
Hmm it's a little suspicious but do send a photo. We all know we'll regret this...
I bet 1% of 23M members with a corn on left foot. Photo evidence? We decline. Our foot ID can be used against our will.
Feb 20, 2020
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#44
bong711 wrote:
autobunny wrote:
bong711 wrote:
I have a corn on my left big toe and it makes me limping. Qualified?
Hmm it's a little suspicious but do send a photo. We all know we'll regret this...
I bet 1% of 23M members with a corn on left foot. Photo evidence? We decline. Our foot ID can be used against our will.
Besides if you're not careful Monsanto will lay legal claim to your foot. All your corn are belong to them. It'll be an amaizing deal.
Feb 20, 2020
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#45
Aww, Bunny! I have numerous injuries, but not a stubbed left toe causing a limp. There have to be some candidates out there. Bong, we need a meme of a search team (I don't know how to add those funny links yet), so you are in charge!
Feb 20, 2020
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#46
Suppose I once upon a time had a stubbed toe on my left foot. Not now, but I recall the trauma very well. It might even be worse that way. Imagine walking on your perfectly fine left foot, but always you know in the back of your mind that you could re-stub that toe, or indeed any of the toes. It's a very difficult burden.
Feb 20, 2020
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#47
BattleSoldier wrote:
Aww, Bunny! I have numerous injuries, but not a stubbed left toe causing a limp. There have to be some candidates out there. Bong, we need a meme of a search team (I don't know how to add those funny links yet), so you are in charge!
Welcome to the thread @battlesoldier.
As for the stub, just give it time. Accidents are just waiting to happen.
And Thanks for the help with the search. The bunny's search has fared miserably so far.
Feb 20, 2020
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#48
JubilationTCornpone wrote:
Suppose I once upon a time had a stubbed toe on my left foot. Not now, but I recall the trauma very well. It might even be worse that way. Imagine walking on your perfectly fine left foot, but always you know in the back of your mind that you could re-stub that toe, or indeed any of the toes. It's a very difficult burden.
Yes yes yes! Post traumatic stubbed toe.
(no offense to anyone actually suffering from ptsd)
Feb 20, 2020
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#49
Bunny, I think we should equip our search team with night vision goggles (it's night here anyway). Probably better include a lot of snacks. Hopefully the team won't get distracted from their by the lovely selection of food we provide.
Feb 20, 2020
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#50
My feet are fertile ground for corns. Once I had more than 10 in my feet. I limped on both foot.
Feb 20, 2020
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#51
BattleSoldier wrote:
Bunny, I think we should equip our search team with night vision goggles (it's night here anyway). Probably better include a lot of snacks. Hopefully the team won't get distracted from their by the lovely selection of food we provide.
As it is the bunny has a hard time seeing even in daylight
Feb 20, 2020
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#52
bong711 wrote:
My feet are fertile ground for corns. Once I had more than 10 in my feet. I limped on both foot.
Oh no. Monsanto has a special set of skills...
Feb 20, 2020
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#53
The glasses are a great look, Bunny. The pair you have selected make you look adorable. The adorable factor will help us in our recruitment efforts for your cause.
Feb 20, 2020
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#54
BattleSoldier wrote:
The glasses are a great look, Bunny. The pair you have selected make you look adorable. The adorable factor will help us in our recruitment efforts for your cause.
Thank you for your kind comments. The bunny is counting on his good looks, which is all he has going for him.
Feb 20, 2020
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#55
Wait what happened to @MaRattigan's post just now? Just disappeared. And yes Americans are most welcome to join. The bunny doesn't discriminate indiscriminately
Feb 20, 2020
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#56
Did you block the British cat? I never saw him post on your threads. He is noisy but harmless.
Feb 20, 2020
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#57
bong711 wrote:
Did you block the British cat? I never saw him post on your threads. He is noisy but harmless.
No, never. The bunny only had the recent 178 variant blocked owing to too many game/friend requests but even that had been removed.
Aw!
Feb 20, 2020
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#60
What about guys that have a twitch in their right eye after having A spasm in their left shoulder after having extreme flatulence in their - well you know where that comes form!🤣
Or are you racist prejudice sexist jerk that discriminates against us? (sorry been listening to too much of the USA democratic party line bolshevick and got carried away for a minute there.)
So yet another day has passed and it's only @lagomorph on team "left limp from stubbed toe" and he's a fellow bunny. We need more diversity!
23m members, where are you?