Well you've got to believe him, he's so sincere he even included the date
Sorry for forum trolling!

Heavens to Mergatroy; OMG; 1st Johnny Mushacha, now macer?? Is there something in the water at this site?? I guess those new mods ARE working out.
The sincerity....it's so....powerful! :'(
*Sarcasm* (Included due to the extreme difficulty of converying sarcasm over the internet.)

On a totally unrelated note... Rounds 4 and 5 of the 1st World Chess Championship Trollnament will be held this weekend! Go to the official thread to check on the latest updates:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1st-world-chess-championship-trollnament

On a totally unrelated note... Rounds 4 and 5 of the 1st World Chess Championship Trollnament will be held this weekend! Go to the official thread to check on the latest updates:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1st-world-chess-championship-trollnament
Did you think about it yet?

Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Macer75, hereby solemnly swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
Signed,
Macer75
April 1, 2014
BS
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Macer75, hereby solemnly swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
Signed,
Macer75
April 1, 2014