i want a membership
The "last post wins membership" gig

give it to me
Sorry but this is not one of those spam topics.
fine
i would be most pleased if you gave me a membership of any kind. i will cherish you forever if you do so.
give it to me
Sorry but this is not one of those spam topics.
fine
i would be most pleased if you gave me a membership of any kind. i will cherish you forever if you do so.
No. The bunny shall repeat what he said elsewhere.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/vagrancy?page=13#comment-46567994
"Also remember, the efforts of parents trying to teach their kids self reliance and the value of money fail when these kids get handouts from elsewhere like the internet.
Indiscriminate charity often does more harm than good. "

give it to me
Sorry but this is not one of those spam topics.
fine
i would be most pleased if you gave me a membership of any kind. i will cherish you forever if you do so.
No. The bunny shall repeat what he said elsewhere.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/vagrancy?page=13#comment-46567994
"Also remember, the efforts of parents trying to teach their kids self reliance and the value of money fail when these kids get handouts from elsewhere like the internet.
Indiscriminate charity often does more harm than good. "
you may be right, my dad is not bailing out my old brother, ever since he turned 18
give it to me
Sorry but this is not one of those spam topics.
fine
i would be most pleased if you gave me a membership of any kind. i will cherish you forever if you do so.
No. The bunny shall repeat what he said elsewhere.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/vagrancy?page=13#comment-46567994
"Also remember, the efforts of parents trying to teach their kids self reliance and the value of money fail when these kids get handouts from elsewhere like the internet.
Indiscriminate charity often does more harm than good. "
you may be right, my dad is not bailing out my old brother, ever since he turned 18
So glad you understand. And sorry about your brother. Best to form our values while we're young and make our mistakes while our parents are still watching us.
Looks like even the adults are in on it.
@nylonsock with
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/surprise-for-the-last-one-who-posts
Edit:
He's actually done it once before just yesterday
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/diamond-membership-1
And only a month ago he was making fun of it
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/last-post-wins-hmmm-nothing
But why?
I think i won since there was a 13 day stretch of no one posting
How does one win when there is no contest?
@Chess_Player_lol
There’s one here!
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/last-post-wins-a-membership

Guy’s for goodness sake wake up ! No one is gonna win anything, cos there’s never gonna be a last poster !
a mod could lock the forum
@Chess_Player_lol
There’s one here!
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/last-post-wins-a-membership
Moved to off-topic now
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/last-post-wins-a-membership-47056274
Even kids who can't spell are in on it
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/last-one-to-comment-wins-a-diamond-membersship-47220896
i want membeship
What you need is a spellchecker