Karl_ it is simple, I don't know why you don't understand.
People don't plan to get toasted. It just happens. Sort of like going to Denny's.
Also, while you are in the process of getting toasted, drinking water takes up valuable space.
Put 2 and 2 together, come on!
Waffles plan to get toasted.
Only the really sick and twisted ones do. The rest are simply ignored because their opinions are inconvenient.
I have found a good temporary cure for hangovers to be to delete the phone numbers of all my friends born in the Soviet Union