Karl_ it is simple, I don't know why you don't understand.
People don't plan to get toasted. It just happens. Sort of like going to Denny's.
Also, while you are in the process of getting toasted, drinking water takes up valuable space.
Put 2 and 2 together, come on!
Waffles plan to get toasted.
Only the really sick and twisted ones do. The rest are simply ignored because their opinions are inconvenient.
Sorry for the crumbs on the floor,
Sorry for the wolves at the door.
Sure, the body fell from the vault,
But you know that wasn't my fault.
I'm sorry the rye bread was stale,
And all of the things that entails.
Yesterday the vaccuum blew up;
I brought you Coke while you cleaned up.
The lingere without a butt?
Didn't know you'd feel like a slut.
I can tell you're annoyed, no doubt,
But my breathing in and out.
The trash caught fire when the leaves turned brown
The vultures were circling when the circus left town
I left you a note but I wrote it in disappearing ink
In Australia , a hangover is a hobby. I no longer drink - my advice is have the 2nd drink first , impossible to achieve . that is the only known cure in existence.
Having the first drink last also helps most of the time.
In Australia , a hangover is a hobby. I no longer drink - my advice is have the 2nd drink first , impossible to achieve . that is the only known cure in existence.
Drink doubles.
Not in the morining they're not.
Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate. We'll drink a Foster'sand sing Waltzing Matilda. Tie me kangeroo down while I get my didgeridoo. Did the dingos eat any babies today?
Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate. We'll drink a Foster'sand sing Waltzing Matilda. Tie me kangeroo down while I get my didgeridoo. Did the dingos eat any babies today?
I've always like Waltzing Matilda.
Me too. I especially like the Pogues version.
THANKS...!!!! electricpawn.
Isn't it funny that comedians are taken seriously and politicians are a joke?
My dear, thank you for your suggestion. I do appreciate it. I do pay... actually more than $5 a month... but that is neither here nor there. Point is I used all of my chess.com vacation time... yes... as unbelievable as that may seem... I used all 90 days. Auto vacation did kick in... then the vacation time ran out. I had not had a real vacation in almost two years... I took full advantage. Frankly... if I could figure out a way to keep my current income, I would quit my high pressure job and go back to Alaska... be with my grandson and daughter. I am planning and scheming... And I am not sorry about that... not one little bit!!
I don't like how much pears drip when you eat them but the taste is worth it!
Are you sure you're not talking about peaches? Off the tree, ripe pears don't drip any more than apples.
@LisaV: I'm not an Aussie, but I've spent a little bit of time there. My favourite bitter was Victoria's Bitter. Also, I didn't see too many folks drinking Fosters when I was there. They, mostly, seemed to be big fans of Guinness.
Fosters is Australian for Busch.
I have found a good temporary cure for hangovers to be to delete the phone numbers of all my friends born in the Soviet Union