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Don't forget: you don't have to suffer from hangovers.
Jul 28, 2011
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#382
TheGrobe wrote:
Don't forget: you don't have to suffer from hangovers.
I personally don't get hangovers. I just take an asprin before I drink
Hangovers are for people who, for some reason, stop drinking.
trysts wrote: Your nephew could be demonically possessed, like in "The Exorcist"! Satan makes you pee on the floor
I can just imagine it;
Three year old walks into a church for the first time. Preacher is going on about the flames of hell and God's wrath unto sinners, etc. Kid gets scared, pees floor. "Satan has possessed him!" "Get that kid!"
"What?!"
"The devil is inside of you!"
"What??!!"
LisaV wrote:
I poured something quite different in the bathroom. Reminded me of Budweiser.
I hope you flushed several times--it's a long way from the Canary Islands to the Anheuser-Busch brewery.
Jul 28, 2011
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#386
oinquarki wrote:
trysts wrote: Your nephew could be demonically possessed, like in "The Exorcist"! Satan makes you pee on the floor
I can just imagine it;
Three year old walks into a church for the first time. Preacher is going on about the flames of hell and God's wrath unto sinners, etc. Kid gets scared, pees floor. "Satan has possessed him!" "Get that kid!"
"What?!"
"The devil is inside of you!"
"What??!!"
Hilarious!
LisaV wrote:
rofl when I was little, me and my dad would reset the garage door opener code to 1-1-1-1 and drive around the neighborhood opening garage doors of people silly enough to set their code to 1-1-1-1.
Reason #1111 why suburbs rock.
Jul 28, 2011
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#388
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
My (very young) nephew peed on my floor today. I don't think he's old enough to feel sorry about it. Took him to the bathroom to show him where to go next time, and he flushed the toilet a million times to try to make it overflow.
The genes in my family....
Your nephew could be demonically possessed, like in "The Exorcist"! Satan makes you pee on the floor
No, it's definitely family genes.
rofl when I was little, me and my dad would reset the garage door opener code to 1-1-1-1 and drive around the neighborhood opening garage doors of people silly enough to set their code to 1-1-1-1.
Yes, the kid's genetically programmed to pee on the floor. lol
Jul 28, 2011
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#389
Karl_ wrote:
trysts wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
Don't forget: you don't have to suffer from hangovers.
I personally don't get hangovers. I just take an asprin before I drink
Gee, all that hydrating I used to do after drinking. When all I had to do was take an aspirin! Man am I sorry about that!
It works for me! I'm thirsty as hell when I wake up! And Karl, people(mostly girls) I know drink a lot of water when they go out drinking, just to stop hangovers, they say. So you're right on point there
Jul 28, 2011
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#390
LisaV wrote:
And after all that water, they have to go...we've come full circle in less than 10 posts.
Back to the garage doors. The funniest times were when we opened someone's garage, and they were outside raking leaves or something, and they'd have this expression on their face like, wtf?
I don't know if this is making anybody crack up, but I'm in tears. lol
Hilarious!
Jul 28, 2011
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#391
Maybe that's why your nephew peed on the floor, since there's toilet paper everywhere!
If you say you are sorry in a forest and there's no one around...
i thought you were a amn you are a woman
Jul 30, 2011
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#394
Benju13 wrote:
i thought you were a amn you are a woman
Didn't we once have a thread on that subject?
trysts wrote:
What's an "amn"?
Confused man or cixelsyd?
I accidentally the internet.
Jul 31, 2011
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#399
LordNazgul wrote:
My name is I, but u can call me AMN.
You are permitted to worship me, and I would be interested in hiring some female priestesses.
How many times are we going to go ober this ! No fun for you till I get my lands back !
