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trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#101

MsJean wrote:

YES ! lets play chess !

@ Tryst ...u are special and say what you think, People dont have to agree for you to be wonderful. You are wonderful already...!

Thanks, MsJean!

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#102

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

electricpawn

Jul 17, 2011

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#103

trysts wrote:

LordNazgul wrote:

trysts wrote:

I really only talk on the forums, you know that.

You need audience ?

I just feel like I'm talking to a real person, when I speak privately, so I get a little shy. But in the forums, it feels more virtual, like I'm not really here. Does that make sense?

Private feels to intimate?

mrguy888

Jul 17, 2011

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#104

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

MsJean

Jul 17, 2011

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#105

Private can be either and some people can be as opinionated no matter which setting they are in.

Sometimes you can try to say something and it comes off wrong because the text only communicates emotion as you indicate or is percieved by the reader

Then you can say sorry to some people and it does not matter anyway..Just be yourself Tryst its OK !

corrijean

Jul 17, 2011

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#106

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#107

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

I think I have heard that before, but if I remember correctly, they were albino wildebeests. The only thing they give though is beer. These animals are quite popular in Scotland.

mrguy888

Jul 17, 2011

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#108

Conquistador wrote:

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

I think I have heard that before, but if I remember correctly, they were albino wildebeests. The only thing they give though is beer. These animals are quite popular in Scotland.

Scotland the boat or Scotland the place?

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#109

electricpawn wrote:

Private feels to intimate?

I guess you can say that

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#110

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

I think I have heard that before, but if I remember correctly, they were albino wildebeests. The only thing they give though is beer. These animals are quite popular in Scotland.

Scotland the boat or Scotland the place?

Scotland yard I think.

mrguy888

Jul 17, 2011

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#111

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

I think I have heard that before, but if I remember correctly, they were albino wildebeests. The only thing they give though is beer. These animals are quite popular in Scotland.

Scotland the boat or Scotland the place?

Scotland yard I think.

Hmm I knew Scot had a lot of animals on his farm but I did not know he albino wildebeests.

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#112

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Calico zebras have been known to cause confusion.

I was using the kind of zebra that was patchy and gives milk and moos. Is that was calico means?

Sounds more like a Holstein.

I think I have heard that before, but if I remember correctly, they were albino wildebeests. The only thing they give though is beer. These animals are quite popular in Scotland.

Scotland the boat or Scotland the place?

Scotland yard I think.

Hmm I knew Scot had a lot of animals on his farm but I did not know he albino wildebeests.

They are an invasive species.

TrueFiction

Jul 17, 2011

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#113

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trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#114

LisaV wrote:

I'm sorry I'm late to the kegger thread.

Feel like neo after he swallowed the red pill.

Sharon, I like the idea of trading shots on the forum. I'll have a girly Malibu. What would you like?

I'm having gin in almond milk. I'm drinking it for the first time, and it tastes strange

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#115

LisaV wrote:

I'm sorry it tastes strange. ;) I'll make a better one next time. I'm very sorry.

No, it's tasting better and better the more gin you keep throwing in I think you're a great bartender!

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#116

LisaV wrote:

I'm sorry I fished for compliments. I'm sorry there was too much almond mik in the first place. I should have known you have a high tolerance level. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, but all your drinks are on the house for now on!

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#117

LisaV wrote:

I'm sorry to make your bar lose money. I'm sorry to rush you, but can I have my Malibu?

Oh, I'm sorry! Here you go!

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#118

ponnupazoozu wrote:

sorriest thread i've ever seen ...

sorry...

dashkee94

Jul 17, 2011

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#119

Brenda Lee has to be involved here, somewhere.

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#120

ponnupazoozu wrote:

trysts wrote:

ponnupazoozu wrote:

sorriest thread i've ever seen ...

sorry...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss6gxE2J3fw

That's the first time I've heard Tracy Chapman since that 'fast car' song! I don't think I was supposed to laugh during the song, but I couldn't help it