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I didn't think Chess.com allowed vicious predators on its server. Guys, this isn't funny. Just because this fluffy bunny claims his only motive is to find a better pair of underwear, we all know that rabbits are really lean, mean, killing machines. I encourage you to stay away, far away, not just your good ol' friendly six feet, I mean miles away from this carrot-devouring psycho. You've been warned.

Here's a clip confirming @Beyond_Carrot's claims and accusations against the fluffy bunny 🐰.
This horrific incident happened some place in Japan on an island which is inhibited by bunnies. The innocent carrot🥕 was devoured within minutes. I have seen a group of starved piranhas eat a steak in a more dignified way. The 🥕 never stood a chance, RIP.

I understand this clip was intended for educational purposes, but in the future please make sure to leave a gore warning. That was pretty violent.
In fact, the victim in question was a friend of my father's-- this video is a very painful memory for him. RIP Ludwig. Rest in pieces.

I'm sorry brother for being so inconsiderate, I should have left a warning. Late Ludwig and countless other like him deserve justice.
These heinous crimes should be stopped at the earliest. #carrotlivesmatter🥕

#carrotlivesmatter #carrotshavefeelingstoo
Thanks for all the caring thoughts. The movement for carrot justice has begun-- end rabbit tyranny now!

Ah, humans are one thing, but friend-- you are forgetting the rabbits and the monkeys! Think of the monkeys, my fellow organic edible!

Oh my
In any case, I hope you will share this friendly, yet serious, warning about the instigator of this thread.