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Beyond_Carrot

No but also yes

Woollysock
Jeez what’s that horrible smell ! 🙀
Beyond_Carrot

Cats, too?

Phantom_Beast23

hmm...depends on the underwear

Phantom_Beast23

I suggest powderpuff girls?

Beyond_Carrot

That's just offensive. You can't assume that everyone on Chess.com has the... capability to wear underwear. Please consider the banana and carrot in your brash generalizations: do you think we feel included when you speak of donning Powderpuff Girls underwear? For your information, carrots are naturalists, and not only is the suggestion to wear clothes embarrassing, but we also find great fault in the murder of innocent cotton plants simply to produce human butt coverings. Think before you speak in the future, please.

acceptablecheddar
Beyond_Carrot wrote:

#cheeselivesmatter #cheeseshavefeelingstoo

Thanks for all the caring thoughts. The movement for cheese justice has begun-- end mouse tyranny now!

 

ChessWillow100

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Beyond_Carrot

My thoughts eeeexactly

acceptablecheddar

how did underwear forum turn into carrot justice forum?

Beyond_Carrot

Logicks, my friend, logicks

acceptablecheddar

lol

autobunny
IgorKravitz wrote:
Igor change underwear every month. Good for hygiene.

Must be nice fresh feeling. No wonder Igor smile. 

autobunny
Beyond_Carrot wrote:

I didn't think Chess.com allowed vicious predators on its server. Guys, this isn't funny. Just because this fluffy bunny claims his only motive is to find a better pair of underwear, we all know that rabbits are really lean, mean, killing machines. I encourage you to stay away, far away, not just your good ol' friendly six feet, I mean miles away from this carrot-devouring psycho. You've been warned.

Bunnies without veggies will seek alternatives. 

Also please use metric. We're done with the primitive days of cutting people's feet off for measurement. 

autobunny
acceptablecheddar wrote:

how did underwear forum turn into carrot justice forum?

There can be no carrot justice only juice 

autobunny
Beyond_Carrot wrote:

That's just offensive. You can't assume that everyone on Chess.com has the... capability to wear underwear. Please consider the banana and carrot in your brash generalizations: do you think we feel included when you speak of donning Powderpuff Girls underwear? For your information, carrots are naturalists, and not only is the suggestion to wear clothes embarrassing, but we also find great fault in the murder of innocent cotton plants simply to produce human butt coverings. Think before you speak in the future, please.

Please do not stand in the way of progress. Also bananas without proper wear have been harassing other fruit for millennia. Warning: underage fruit should skip the following graphic and URL. And don't get the bunny started on carrots. Dress up and be decent! 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-men/8689416/man-stunned-to-find-carrot-morrisons-penis-shape/amp/

athlblue

What about other fruits? perhaps billberries?

autobunny

Wow, the bunny just got a warning for his previous post which included The Sun URL with a locally banned word. Please do not quote it or it will count towards your mute. #ban all news

autobunny
kracker12345 wrote:

What about other fruits? perhaps billberries?

This presents a technological challenge for miniature wear.  We probably need a size cut off (no banana pun intended) 

acceptablecheddar

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