To those that mock you with "Why couldn't you Googles that"?

This kid's got a 2200 bullet rating.  This is another example of the "all socks" mindset.  As in:

Oh, there is more than one person disagreeing with my viewpoint.  They MUST be sockpuppets!  I mean, who would POSSIBLY disagree with ME?

Yeah brah.

*yawn* your act needs work. Charlie McCarthy is a sharper wit even in his case.

I'm not going for wit, just speaking the truth brah.  

I'm also not the one claiming to rely on the internets just to get a referral on a plumber.  Do you have no friends or associates you can ask?

I need a good Italian lawyer. You've scared me away from google, so, know any?

Yeah, 'cause as you well know, there's no way to gain a rating on this site reflective of much greater chess strength than you actually posess.

The issue here is those that see "sockpuppets" around every corner.  

Whose issue? 

Kinda' gross.

I have a solid stone globe, twelve feet in diameter.

Did you build your home around it?

We already hit bottom. This is the rebound back up. Sad, I know.

I am going to have to call POE on this, finally.

What does Edgar have to do with this?

Poe's law

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Allen

This thread is like a raven.

Usher's house is falling. Does anyone care?

Is this the Rue Morgue?

Watch out for that pit.

Gotta get Dupin on this.