why do so many want to be mod or staff?

you cant get the staff...

but you can take a tablet instead

moses was always taking tablets for something...

parting a sea does take its toll.

all his troubles came in waves..

And they went away with the wave of his staff

im amazed they had tablets in biblical times..is that why eve wanted an Apple?

Finally we understand why God was pissed.

God is a Samsung kind of guy...?

I always wondered who would actually climb down a snake.

some snakes are adders (which sounds like ladders..coincidence?)

The world of wonder, ego, and power. Choose per persona. 

An important omission in the OP:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/forums-nonsense-i-have-the-solution

This thread's finally gotten good.

Can a mod block other mods?  

Why would they?

cos mods are people too? ;-)

Are you sure?

no, that's why it was phrased as a question ...