ches lesson1:ches rulez!1

In dis lesson, horsie going to show you whats the most important rule of ches are. Rule nuber1:Horsies are da bezt ches piece. And after that are da prawnies. Good. Now rule nuber2: B4, and after each ga me, you have to sing a chant about how great horsies are(horsie post dat later), ok. now rule Nuber3. If your opponent dosent follow rule nuber2, horsie give you permission to claim win! horsie also give permission to kick opponent for disrespecting horsies. Horsie is a devoted horsie rights activist,ok? These are da most important rules ov ches. horsie thinks you can google up the less important rules, so he skip them. any disrespect in horsies free lessons will be recieved by a bishy emoji. Horsie will teach you ches mannerz, and how to set up ches bored later in da lessonz. Good. Class is dismissed. hav a gud weekend fweindz!!1!!1!!11!!1

aww fweind hurt? will fweind like some horsie emoji?

horsie iz thank fweind for suggestion!!1