how to move the horsey thing?

it is too complicated

i am just learning how the church dude and tower thingy work

but the horsey is so powerful and complicated

maybe a GM could help me?

bruh

ask @agm maybe he'll know

horsey not go in straight line where it go

yeah ikr

I heer horsee take da L

wat

l is also L why horsey no move straight line

also why horsey go boing

is horsey drunk

late bloomer mean kid

kid drunk bad

kekw

as a CGM (checkers grand master) I am super qualified to help here.

step 1

get drunk, this will help you understand the horsies movements

step 2

play lol

who are you, so wise in the ways of chess

i am you

wut

if you get them to drunk, then they die. kinda like what almost happened to Alinities cat

You need to remember to make horsey noises when you do it. That's all it takes to master the horsey piece. 

these trolls are getting less good each time...

To move the horsey thing you need to grab it and place it somewhere else. It is best to use your hand to do it but it is your choice.